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January 11, 2010

Kids  Are  Quick Foot in mouth

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .

        Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:         Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me!

TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE:           I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    

TEACHER:   George Washington not  only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.  

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

S IMON :        No, sir, I don't have to.  My mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher

12:40 PM May 18 2013


Iran, Islamic Republic Of

:D :D what a coooool!! but i can't laugh loudly what a pity... :D

11:16 AM May 18 2013


Iran, Islamic Republic Of

hahahahah!!! Soooo funnnnyyyyy! :))

09:01 AM Dec 06 2012


Saudi Arabia

hi how r u

11:52 PM Sep 03 2011

Medea Baqradze

funny jokes

08:03 AM Jul 27 2011


Iran, Islamic Republic Of

i love all of them, especially George washington, and north america! :)

11:14 AM Jul 16 2011


 all are very funny Laughing

i loved more about north americaLaughing

06:28 AM Sep 20 2010



Great lines, I like H2O and the following one.Laughing

07:34 PM Sep 15 2010

Nicte ha

Nicte ha

I loved the one about H20


12:13 PM Mar 20 2010

AL Kindi

AL Kindi
United Arab Emirates

lol XD 

05:13 AM Feb 22 2010


Iran, Islamic Republic Of

realy nice

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March 16, 2009

Our Love
Our love is too big to gift wrap
Can’t be weighed in tonnes
Won’t fit inside an airplane hangar
Can’t be submerged in seas
Can’t be contained by regulations
Won’t disappear by magic
Won’t be outshone by sunlight
Can’t be tied down by ropes
Shan’t go away ‘cause you tell it
Won’t be beaten by armies
Can’t bury its head like an ostrich
Won’t ever dry out like a desert.

Melanie James

08:40 PM Aug 01 2009


الف مبروك  اخوك حازم من مصر

04:30 PM Jul 20 2009


Saudi Arabia

Hi new friend,

Im Sara From Jeddah.. Happy to meet u

r u in love ??? 

     Great poem.....


12:57 AM Jun 30 2009


Saudi Arabia


join me (hamad11550@hotmail.com)

03:23 AM May 02 2009


Hello, How are you? i hope all is well with you, i hope you may not know me, and i don't know who you are, My Name is Miss cyentha weah i am just broswing now i just saw your profle it seams like some thing touches me all over my body, i started having some feelings in me which i have never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to my email address(cyenthaweah@yahoo.com) so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. I believe we can move from here!I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) miss cyentha.

11:01 PM Mar 31 2009




My mail is :abamaas@hotmail.com

I'm ready for any question.

01:33 PM Mar 28 2009



I n egypt we say ..love in heart is like a bite of dog  ..love in heart is like zuccini over rice .Cool

12:09 PM Mar 28 2009


Saudi Arabia

may God fell our lives with love .. :) ...

nice poem bro.  

12:37 PM Mar 26 2009


Saudi Arabia

Love is here, in your heart not something you can control it and play with it by your hands. 

you can find true love only if you feel it from your heart not your mind. 

In this world, there're many of people who said I'm in love and you can't know their true feeling by your eyes.

only your heart can tell you .

March 16, 2009

Life is beauty, admire it.

Life is bliss, taste it.

Life is a dream, realize it.

Life is a challenge, meet it.

Life is a duty, complete it.

Life is a game, play it.

Life is a promise, fulfill it.

Life is sorrow, overcome it.

Life is a song, sing it.

Life is a struggle, accept it.

Life is a tragedy, confront it.

Life is an adventure, dare it.

Life is luck, make it.

Life is too precious, do not destroy it.

Life is life, fight for it.

11:36 AM Feb 18 2010



Yep..life is life