COLLEGE MAJORS

Suppose you have a professor hold up two apples and asks a class " How many objects am i holding?" you would probably get different responses from different majors like....

Business: Two juicy, delicious apples that are on sale at my store.

Chemistry: 6x10^30 apple molecules.

History: You are holding dinosaur poop.

Music: You are holding two objects that if you drop them you will get a D4

Education: Two Apples

Accounting: You are holding one apple because the other one has to go to the government tax

Psychology: What objects?

Math: You are holding two sets of objects, that take up a finite amount of space called apples

English: You are holding two lush pieces of fruit, that are nourishing and remind me of my dog Fido. Fido thy sweet fruit. So nourishing in my time of need, you fill me up with.....

Art: Two apples (Ha, ha...Thank goodness for "photoshop". The perfect opportunity to take a picture of the professor and alter the picture so that i have a blackmail photo. 

Computer Science: Two apples ( I'll take the art major's picture and post it on my website for all to see, and links so that people could find similar pictures (and I make $)). (laughing...)