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breakman2

breakman2

Syrian Arab Republic

June 5, 2008

Here I put some funny Jokes, Just read them and laugh Laughing

1- A drunk man sat in the bar and said : ((( I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream! )))

hahahahahahaha

2- A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

hahahahahahahaha

3- What does SOS mean among the monkeys?
Save Others' Smile when they look at u

lol

4- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

hahahahahahahahaha

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memo kadi
Saudi Arabia

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