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Philippines

June 25, 2007

A married woman was having an affair.  Whenever her lover
came over, she put her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman heard a car in the driveway and put her
lover in the closet, as well.
 
Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here,
isn't it?"
"Yes, it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?"  the little boy asks.
"No, thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist
continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position
he's in.
"$25." the little boy replies.
"$25?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to
protect his hidden position.
 
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when
she hears a car and, again, places her lover in the closet with
her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes, it is," replies teh man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK.  How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
disadvantage.
"$50." the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
 
The next weekend, the little boy's father says, "Hey, son.
Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them." replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting
to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"$75." the little boy says.
"$75?!" That's thievery!  I'm taking you to the church
right now.  You must confess your sin and ask forgiveness",
the father explains as he hauls the child away.
 
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional,
draws the curtain, sits down and says, "It's dark in here,
isn't it?"
"Don't start that stuff in here, kid!" the priest says.
 
 

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