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July 12, 2007

  Graduates of Yale University, I apologize if you have endured this type of prologue before, but I want you to do something for me. Please, take a ood look around you. Look at the classmate on your left. Look at the classmate on your right. Now, consider this: five years from now, 10 years from now, even 30 years from now, odds are the person on your left is going to be a loser. The person on your right, meanwhile, will also be a loser. And you, in the middle? What can you expect? Loser. Loserhood. Loser Cum Laude.   "In fact, as I look out before me today, I don't see a thousand hopes for a bright tomorrow. I don't see a thousand future leaders in a thousand industries. I see a thousand losers.   "You're upset. That's understandable. After all, how can I, Lawrence 'Larry' Ellison, college dropout, have the audacity to spout such heresy to the graduating class of one of the nation's most prestigious institutions? I'll tell you why. Because I, Lawrence "Larry" Ellison, second richest man on the planet, am a college dropout, and you are not.   "Because Bill Gates, richest man on the planet -- for now, anyway -- is a college dropout, and you are not.   "Because Paul Allen, the third richest man on the planet, dropped out of college, and you did not.   "And for good measure, because Michael Dell, No. 9 on the list and moving up fast, is a college dropout, and you, yet again, are not.   "Hmm . . . you're very upset. That's understandable. So let me stroke your egos for a moment by pointing out, quite sincerely, that your diplomas were not attained in vain. Most of you, I imagine, have spent four to five years here, and in many ways what you've learned and endured will serve you well in the years ahead. You've established good work habits. You've established a network of people that will help you down the road. And you've established what will be lifelong relationships with the word 'therapy.' All that of is good. For in truth, you will need that network. You will need those strong work habits. You will need that therapy.   "You will need them because you didn't drop out, and so you will never be among the richest people in the world. Oh sure, you may, perhaps, work your way up to No. 10 or No. 11, like Steve Ballmer. But then, I don't have to tell you who he really works for, do I? And for the record, he dropped out of grad school. Bit of a late bloomer.   "Finally, I realize that many of you, and hopefully by now most of you, are wondering, 'Is there anything I can do? Is there any hope for me at all?' Actually, no. It's too late. You've absorbed too much, think you know too much. You're not 19 anymore. You have a built-in cap, and I'm not referring to the mortar boards on your heads.   "Hmm... you're really very upset. That's understandable. So perhaps this would be a good time to bring up the silver lining. Not for you, Class of '00. You are a write-off, so I'll let you slink off to your pathetic $200,000-a-year jobs, where your checks will be signed by former classmates who dropped out two years ago.   "Instead, I want to give hope to any underclassmen here today. I say to you, and I can't stress this enough: leave. Pack your things and your ideas and don't come back. Drop out. Start up.   "For I can tell you that a cap and gown will keep you down just as surely as these security guards dragging me off this stage are keeping me down . . ."   (At this point The Oracle CEO was ushered off stage.)

09:43 PM Nov 30 2007

hero_narak

hero_narak
Thailand

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12:00 AM Sep 14 2007

Jaymezongxuqun
China

Just be yourself.Great!

10:47 PM Sep 10 2007

ccssa46

ccssa46
Malaysia

Thanks

07:05 PM Jul 29 2007

oyuna

oyuna
Mongolia

I like that blog. My young sister dropped out her university last year. I was so upset for that. But now I am understand she will work and live on her way. I hope she will have success. Maybe I don't need to worry for her.

03:23 PM Jul 16 2007

cardo

cardo
China

thank you!

12:23 PM Jul 12 2007

the lovely boy
Egypt

this is worderful blog

July 11, 2007

          1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
      on the same night.
         2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
      has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
      would be "meetings."
         3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
         4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
      want you to share yours with them.
         5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
         6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
         7. Never lick a steak knife.
         8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
         9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
      reason why we observe daylight savings time.
        10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
      that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
      from her at that moment.
        11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
      make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
        12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
      gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down
      inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
        13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
      person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
        14. Your friends love you anyway.

      Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a
      lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the
      Titanic.

06:56 AM Jul 12 2007

oxanna

oxanna
Moldova, Republic Of

i liked it...