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cardo

China

July 11, 2007

          1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
      on the same night.
         2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race
      has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word
      would be "meetings."
         3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
         4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
      want you to share yours with them.
         5. You should not confuse your career with your life.
         6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
         7. Never lick a steak knife.
         8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
         9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
      reason why we observe daylight savings time.
        10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
      that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
      from her at that moment.
        11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to
      make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
        12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,
      gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down
      inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
        13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
      person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
        14. Your friends love you anyway.

      Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a
      lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the
      Titanic.

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06:56 AM Jul 12 2007

oxanna

oxanna
Moldova, Republic Of

i liked it...