Some sayings in English

There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
Seneca

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Henry Ford

A Funny Moment 

1-Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria .

2-What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!”

3-One a sunday morning a man was found murdered. Police asked questions and following were the answers:

Cook was cooking, Gardener was picking vegetables, Maid was gone to take the mail, Butler was cleaning the room.
Police immediately arrested the murderer?

The maid because post office is closed on sunday :)

(taken from http://www.funnyjunkz.com/funny/funny-jokes/ )