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October 9, 2010

When you are sad, I will dry your tears.

when you are scared, I will ease your fears.


When you are worried, I will give you hope.

If you want to give up I'll help you cope.


When you're lost and can't see the light.

I'll be your beacon shining so bright.


This is my oath that I pledge to the bad

Why you may ask ?



January 28, 2010

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.


"Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"


"Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"


"Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "


"Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"


"What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"


after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an

"A", as agreed.


the professor calls on his best student and asks him the

same question.


student immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old

and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not

logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is

logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your

wife's lover an "A", although he really should

have failed, is neither legal, nor


  "Mistakes are painful when they happen.  But  year's later collection of mistakes is called Experience which leads to Successs"

11:56 AM Jan 28 2010


Saudi Arabia

smart student, and touching story (:

and nice quotation at the end Smile

January 28, 2010

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

** Equation 2 **

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Man = Donkey + earn money

Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

** Equation 3 **

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

07:05 AM Jan 29 2010


Saudi Arabia

I think  this has no solution

 in the field of  

Real numbers  nether  others  field  nubers  maybe  in just  joke  numbers LOL