i think of U
Thailand
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October 9, 2010
When you are sad, I will dry your tears.
when you are scared, I will ease your fears.
When you are worried, I will give you hope.
If you want to give up I'll help you cope.
When you're lost and can't see the light.
I'll be your beacon shining so bright.
This is my oath that I pledge to the bad
Why you may ask ?
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
January 28, 2010
Student:
"Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor:
"Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student:
"Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor:
"Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student:
"What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even
after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an
"A", as agreed.
Afterwards,
the professor calls on his best student and asks him the
same question.
One
student immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old
and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not
logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is
logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your
wife's lover an "A", although he really should
have failed, is neither legal, nor
logical."
"Mistakes are painful when they happen. But year's later collection of mistakes is called Experience which leads to Successs"
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11:56 AM Jan 28 2010 |
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Youth
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January 28, 2010
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
** Equation 2 **
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey
** Equation 3 **
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
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07:05 AM Jan 29 2010 |
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Ryo94t
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