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   There was once a landlord who always pretended he was knowledgeable though he was completely unable to read or write.
  One day when the landlord was chatting with his guests, a servant came in and gave him a letter which asked him to lend a cow. The landlord was afraid that his guests would know he was unable to read or write, so he opened the envelope and glanced over the words. Then he said to the servant, "OK, please tell him I'll go there myself in a few minutes."

              NO SECRET AGAIN
    It was last Monday when I lost my secret,in the electrical engineering break ,Y and I was talking with eachother limitlessly ,by accident,the F in front of us referred that i had wanted to launch a takeaway,at that time Y added something to me  about that,I felt a little cold when i heard that.
   Oh,I remembered ,it was the notebook lost last term that sold my secrets that were kept from anyone,my god,everything was late.So I asked Y what else did u know?he told me with a naughty smile,"you had loved a girl named what ,what li,and u have missed her day and night,and--"   "shut up"I said ,"who told u?"
    To my disappointment,"everybody knew that but they all kept it back from u"
    "No,i will kill u off to silence that"I argued.
    "Oh,my  god,you are unkind,i am the last to know that,but i am the first to tell u"
    "I will kill u,Y"
    "NO,come on,everyone G will kill me ,help,help--"he was so cunning that i had to realese him and went out with a red face with others.
     Can u imagine that someone wore nothing in public,can u imagin the feeling of him or her,yes ,that is my feeling too.Deperate!shamefu!
    And very cold.