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Kidon

Kidon

Bulgaria

January 18, 2008

Not long ago a shop where any woman can chose and buy a man was open. At the entrance there was a notice with the following sign on it:

1. You can visit this shop ONE TIME ONLY.
2. There are 6 floors in the shop and the men's quality increases with each floor.
3. You can choose a man from current floor OR go upstears.
4. Going downstears is FORBIDDEN.

A woman decided to buy a man and went to this "Men’s shop" to find her couple.
When she read the 1st floor entrance sign: "Men with a job" - she immediately went upstears. The sign of the 2nd floor reads: "Men with a job, who love children". The woman went to the 3th floor. There was a sign: "Men with a job, who love children and are unusual handsome". "Oh my God" - delighted the woman, but went to the 4th floor. There was a sign: "Men with a job, who love children and are unusual handsome and housekeeping assistents". "Unbelievable!" - exclamated the woman - "It's so hard fo me to resist!". But as she said that words she went upstears to the 5th floor. The sign there reads: "Men with a job, who love children and are unusual handsome, housekeeping assistents and very romantic". The woman wanted to stay there and chose her couple, but howsoever she fighted her feelings and went to the last floor. There was a sign: "You are the number 31 456 012 visitor. There are no men at this floor. This floor is to prove for a serial time that there is no pleasing to a woman. Thanks for being in our shop!".

And just in front of that shop there was found a "Women’s shop". At the first floor on it there was a sign: "Women who love sex". At the second: "Rich women who love sex". On the 3th floor... Never ever there was a man who went upstairs...

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