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    <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:53:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>ALONE IN HER BEAUTY  &#20339;&#20154;</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:53:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>louise.luo</author>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;ALONE IN HER BEAUTY  &#20339;&#20154;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;ALONE IN HER BEAUTY&amp;nbsp; &#20339;&#20154;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &#26460;&#29995;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who is lovelier than she? &lt;br /&gt;Yet she lives alone in an empty valley. &lt;br /&gt;She tells me she came from a good family &lt;br /&gt;Which is humbled now into the dust. &lt;br /&gt;...When trouble arose in the Kuan district, &lt;br /&gt;Her brothers and close kin were killed. &lt;br /&gt;What use were their high offices, &lt;br /&gt;Not even shielding their own lives? -- &lt;br /&gt;The world has but scorn for adversity; &lt;br /&gt;Hope goes out, like the light of a candle. &lt;br /&gt;Her husband, with a vagrant heart, &lt;br /&gt;Seeks a new face like a new piece of jade; &lt;br /&gt;And when morning-glories furl at night &lt;br /&gt;And mandarin-ducks lie side by side, &lt;br /&gt;All he can see is the smile of the new love, &lt;br /&gt;While the old love weeps unheard. &lt;br /&gt;The brook was pure in its mountain source, &lt;br /&gt;But away from the mountain its waters darken. &lt;br /&gt;...Waiting for her maid to come from selling pearls &lt;br /&gt;For straw to cover the roof again, &lt;br /&gt;She picks a few flowers, no longer for her hair, &lt;br /&gt;And lets pine-needles fall through her fingers, &lt;br /&gt;And, forgetting her thin silk sleeve and the cold, &lt;br /&gt;She leans in the sunset by a tall bamboo. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;&#32477;&#20195;&#26377;&#20339;&#20154;&lt;br /&gt;&#24189;&#23621;&#22312;&#31354;&#35895;&lt;br /&gt;&#33258;&#20113;&#33391;&#23478;&#23376;&lt;br /&gt;&#38646;&#33853;&#20381;&#33609;&#26408;&lt;br /&gt;&#20851;&#20013;&#26132;&#20007;&#20081;&lt;br /&gt;&#20804;&#24351;&#36973;&#26432;&#25134;&lt;br /&gt;&#23448;&#39640;&#20309;&#36275;&#35770;&lt;br /&gt;&#19981;&#24471;&#25910;&#39592;&#32905;&lt;br /&gt;&#19990;&#24773;&#24694;&#34928;&#27463;&lt;br /&gt;&#19975;&#20107;&#38543;&#36716;&#28891;&lt;br /&gt;&#22827;&#23167;&#36731;&#34180;&#20799;&lt;br /&gt;&#26032;&#20154;&#32654;&#22914;&#29577;&lt;br /&gt;&#21512;&#26127;&#23578;&#30693;&#26102;&lt;br /&gt;&#40499;&#40495;&#19981;&#29420;&#23487;&lt;br /&gt;&#20294;&#35265;&#26032;&#20154;&#31505;&lt;br /&gt;&#37027;&#38395;&#26087;&#20154;&#21741;&lt;br /&gt;&#22312;&#23665;&#27849;&#27700;&#28165;&lt;br /&gt;&#20986;&#23665;&#27849;&#27700;&#27978;&lt;br /&gt;&#20365;&#23138;&#21334;&#29664;&#22238;&lt;br /&gt;&#29301;&#33821;&#34917;&#33541;&#23627;&lt;br /&gt;&#25688;&#33457;&#19981;&#25554;&#21457;&lt;br /&gt;&#37319;&#26575;&#21160;&#30408;&#25516;&lt;br /&gt;&#22825;&#23506;&#32736;&#34966;&#34180;&lt;br /&gt;&#26085;&#26286;&#20506;&#20462;&#31481;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;!--v:3.2--&gt;</description>
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      <title>&#36947;&#24503;&#32463;</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:55:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>louise.luo</author>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;&#36947;&#24503;&#32463;&lt;/h2&gt;&#31532;&#19968;&#31456;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#36947;&#21487;&#36947;&#65292;&#38750;&#24120;&#36947;&#65307;&#21517;&#21487;&#21517;&#65292;&#38750;&#24120;&#21517;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#26080;&#21517;&#65292;&#22825;&#22320;&#20043;&#22987;&#65307;&#26377;&#21517;&#65292;&#19975;&#29289;&#20043;&#27597;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#25925;&#24120;&#26080;&#27442;&#65292;&#20197;&#35266;&#20854;&#22937;&#65307;&#24120;&#26377;&#27442;&#65292;&#20197;&#35266;&#20854;&#24508;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#27492;&#20004;&#32773;&#65292;&#21516;&#20986;&#32780;&#24322;&#21517;&#65292;&#21516;&#35859;&#20043;&#29572;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#29572;&#20043;&#21448;&#29572;&#65292;&#20247;&#22937;&#20043;&#38376;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter 1&lt;br /&gt;The Way that can be told of is not an Unvarying Way;&lt;br /&gt;The names that can be named are not unvarying names.&lt;br /&gt;It was from the Nameless that Heaven and Earth sprang;&lt;br /&gt;The named is but the mother that rears the ten thousand creatures, each after its kind.&lt;br /&gt;Truly, &amp;#39;Only he that rids himself forever of desire can see the Secret Essences&amp;#39; ;&lt;br /&gt;He that has never rid himself of desire can see only the Outcomes.&lt;br /&gt;These two things issued from the same mould, but nevertheless are different in name.&lt;br /&gt;This &amp;#39; same mould&amp;#39; we can but call the Mystery,&lt;br /&gt;Or rather the &amp;#39;Darker than any Mystery&amp;#39;,&lt;br /&gt;The Doorway whence issued all Secret Essences.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#31532;&#20108;&#31456;&#12288;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#22825;&#19979;&#30342;&#30693;&#32654;&#20043;&#20026;&#32654;&#65292;&#26031;&#24694;&#24050;&#65307;&#30342;&#30693;&#21892;&#20043;&#20026;&#21892;&#65292;&#26031;&#19981;&#21892;&#24050;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#25925;&#26377;&#26080;&#30456;&#29983;&#65292;&#38590;&#26131;&#30456;&#25104;&#65292;&#38271;&#30701;&#30456;&#24418;&#65292;&#39640;&#19979;&#30456;&#20542;&#65292;&#38899;&#22768;&#30456;&#21644;&#65292;&#21069;&#21518;&#30456;&#38543;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#26159;&#20197;&#22307;&#20154;&#22788;&#26080;&#20026;&#20043;&#20107;&#65292;&#34892;&#19981;&#35328;&#20043;&#25945;&#65292;&#19975;&#29289;&#20316;&#28937;&#32780;&#19981;&#36766;&#65292;&#29983;&#32780;&#19981;&#26377;&#65292;&#20026;&#32780;&#19981;&#24643;&#65292;&#21151;&#25104;&#32780;&#24343;&#23621;&#12290;&#22827;&#21807;&#24343;&#23621;&#65292;&#26159;&#20197;&#19981;&#21435;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter2&lt;br /&gt;It is because every one under Heaven recognizes beauty as beauty,that the idea of ugliness exists.&lt;br /&gt;And equally if every one recognized virtue as virtue, this would merely create fresh conceptions of wickedness.&lt;br /&gt;For truly &amp;#39;Being and Not-being grow out of one another;&lt;br /&gt;Difficult and easy complete one another.&lt;br /&gt;Long and short test one another;&lt;br /&gt;High and low determine one another.&lt;br /&gt;Pitch and mode give harmony to one another.&lt;br /&gt;Front and back give sequence to one another&amp;#39;.&lt;br /&gt;Therefore[1] the Sage relies on actionless activity,&lt;br /&gt;Carries on wordless teaching,&lt;br /&gt;But the myriad creatures are worked upon by him; he does not disown them.&lt;br /&gt;He rears them, but does not lay claim to them,&lt;br /&gt;Controls them, but does not lean upon them,&lt;br /&gt;Achieves his aim, but does not call attention[2] to what he does;&lt;br /&gt;And for the very reason that he does not call attention to what he does&lt;br /&gt;He is not ejected from fruition of what he has done.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1]Because &amp;#39;action&amp;#39; can only make one thing high at the expense of making something else low, etc.&lt;br /&gt;[2]Literally, &amp;#39;does not place (i.e.classify) himself as a victor&amp;#39;. cf. Mencius&#8545;, &#8544;;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#31532;&#19977;&#31456;&#12288;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#19981;&#23578;&#36132;&#65292;&#20351;&#27665;&#19981;&#20105;&#65307;&#19981;&#36149;&#38590;&#24471;&#20043;&#36135;&#65292;&#20351;&#27665;&#19981;&#20026;&#30423;&#65307;&#19981;&#35265;&#21487;&#27442;&#65292;&#20351;&#27665;&#24515;&#19981;&#20081;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#26159;&#20197;&#22307;&#20154;&#20043;&#27835;&#65292;&#34394;&#20854;&#24515;&#65292;&#23454;&#20854;&#33145;&#65307;&#24369;&#20854;&#24535;&#65292;&#24378;&#20854;&#39592;&#12290;&#24120;&#20351;&#27665;&#26080;&#30693;&#26080;&#27442;&#65292;&#20351;&#22827;&#26234;&#19981;&#25954;&#20026;&#20063;&#12290;&#20026;&#26080;&#20026;&#65292;&#21017;&#26080;&#19981;&#27835;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter3&lt;br /&gt;If we stop looking for &amp;#39;persons of superior morality&amp;#39; (hsien) to put in power, there will be no more jealousies among the people. If we cease to set store by products that are hard to get , there will be no more thieves. If the people never see such things as excite desire, their hearts will remain placid and undisturbed. Therefore the Sage rules&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;By emptying their hearts&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;And filling their bellies,&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;Weakening their intelligence[1]&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;And toughening their sinews&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;Ever striving to make the people knowledgeless and desireless.&lt;br /&gt;Indeed he sees to it that if there be any who have knowledge, they dare not interfere. Yet through his actionless activity all things are duly regulated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1]Particularly in the sense of &amp;#39;having ideas of one&amp;#39;s own&amp;#39;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#31532;&#22235;&#31456;&#12288;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#36947;&#20914;&#32780;&#29992;&#20043;&#65292;&#25110;&#19981;&#30408;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#28170;&#20846;&#65292;&#20284;&#19975;&#29289;&#20043;&#23447;&#12290;&#65288;&#25387;&#20854;&#38160;&#65292;&#35299;&#20854;&#32439;&#65292;&#21644;&#20854;&#20809;&#65292;&#21516;&#20854;&#23576;&#12290;&#65289;&#28251;&#20846;&#65292;&#20284;&#25110;&#23384;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#21566;&#19981;&#30693;&#35841;&#20043;&#23376;&#65292;&#35937;&#24093;&#20043;&#20808;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter4&lt;br /&gt;The Way is like an empty vessel&lt;br /&gt;That yet may be drawn from &lt;br /&gt;Without ever needing to be filled.&lt;br /&gt;It is bottomless; the very progenitor of all things in the world.&lt;br /&gt;In it all sharpness is blunted,&lt;br /&gt;All tangles untied,&lt;br /&gt;All glare tempered,&lt;br /&gt;All dust[1] smoothed.&lt;br /&gt;It is like a deep pool that never dries.&lt;br /&gt;Was it too the child of something else? We cannot tell.&lt;br /&gt;But as a substanceless image[2] it existed before the Ancestor.[3]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1]Dust is the Taoist symbol for the noise and fuss of everyday life.&lt;br /&gt;[2]A hsiang, an image such as the mental images that float before us when we think.&lt;br /&gt;[3]The Ancestor in question is almost certainly the Yellow Ancestor who separated Earth from Heaven and so destroyed the Primal Unity, for which he is frequently censured is Chuang Tzu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#31532;&#20116;&#31456;&#12288;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#22825;&#22320;&#19981;&#20161;&#65292;&#20197;&#19975;&#29289;&#20026;&#21005;&#29399;&#65307;&#22307;&#20154;&#19981;&#20161;&#65292;&#20197;&#30334;&#22995;&#20026;&#21005;&#29399;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#22825;&#22320;&#20043;&#38388;&#65292;&#20854;&#29369;&#27216;&#31845;&#20046;&#65281;&#34394;&#32780;&#19981;&#23624;&#65292;&#21160;&#32780;&#24840;&#20986;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#22810;&#35328;&#25968;&#31351;&#65292;&#19981;&#22914;&#23432;&#20013;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter5&lt;br /&gt;Heaven and Earth are ruthless;&lt;br /&gt;To them the Ten Thousand Things are but as straw dogs.&lt;br /&gt;The Sage too is ruthless;&lt;br /&gt;To him the people are but as straw dogs.&lt;br /&gt;Yet[1] Heaven and Earth and all that lies between &lt;br /&gt;Is like a bellows&lt;br /&gt;In that it is empty, but gives a supply that never fails.&lt;br /&gt;Work it, and more comes out .&lt;br /&gt;Whereas the force of words[2] is soon spent.&lt;br /&gt;Far better is it to keep what is in the heart[3].&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1]Though ruthless nature is perpetually bounteous.&lt;br /&gt;[2]Laws and proclamations.&lt;br /&gt;[3]For chung as &amp;#39;what is within the heart&amp;#39;, see Tso Chuan, Yin Kung 3rd year and Kuan Tzu,37, beginning. The comparison of Heaven and Earth to a bellows is also found in Kuan Tzu (P&amp;#39;ien 11, beginning).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#31532;&#20845;&#31456;&#12288;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#35895;&#31070;&#19981;&#27515;&#65292;&#26159;&#35859;&#29572;&#29277;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#29572;&#29277;&#20043;&#38376;&#65292;&#26159;&#35859;&#22825;&#22320;&#26681;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#32501;&#32501;&#33509;&#23384;&#65292;&#29992;&#20043;&#19981;&#21220;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter6&lt;br /&gt;The Valley Spirit never dies.&lt;br /&gt;It is named the Mysterious Female.&lt;br /&gt;And the Doorway of the Mysterious Female&lt;br /&gt;Is the base from which Heaven and Earth sprang.&lt;br /&gt;It is there within us all the while;&lt;br /&gt;Draw upon it as you will, it never runs dry.[1]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1]Lieh Tzu quotes these lines as coming from the Book of the Yellow Ancestor; but it does not follow that the Tao Ching is actually quothing them from this source. They may belong to the general stock of early Taoist rhymed teaching. For ch&amp;#39; in compare below, Chapter 52, line 9, and Huai-nan Tzu I, fol.2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#31532;&#19971;&#31456;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#22825;&#38271;&#22320;&#20037;&#65292;&#22825;&#22320;&#25152;&#20197;&#33021;&#38271;&#19988;&#20037;&#32773;&#65292;&#20197;&#20854;&#19981;&#33258;&#29983;&#65292;&#25925;&#33021;&#38271;&#29983;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#26159;&#20197;&#22307;&#20154;&#21518;&#20854;&#36523;&#32780;&#36523;&#20808;&#65292;&#22806;&#20854;&#36523;&#32780;&#36523;&#23384;&#12290;&#38750;&#20197;&#20854;&#26080;&#31169;&#37034;&#65311;&#25925;&#33021;&#25104;&#20854;&#31169;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter7&lt;br /&gt;Heaven is eternal, the Earth Everlasting.&lt;br /&gt;How come they to be so? Is it because they do not foster their own lives;&lt;br /&gt;That is why they live so long.&lt;br /&gt;Therefore the Sage&lt;br /&gt;Puts himself in the background; but is always to the fore.&lt;br /&gt;Remains outside; but is always there.&lt;br /&gt;Is it not just because he does not strive for any personal end &lt;br /&gt;That all his personal ends are fulfilled?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#31532;&#20843;&#31456;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#19978;&#21892;&#33509;&#27700;&#65292;&#27700;&#21892;&#21033;&#19975;&#29289;&#32780;&#19981;&#20105;&#12290;&#22788;&#20247;&#20154;&#20043;&#25152;&#24694;&#65292;&#25925;&#20960;&#20110;&#36947;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#23621;&#21892;&#22320;&#65292;&#24515;&#21892;&#28170;&#65292;&#19982;&#21892;&#20161;&#65292;&#35328;&#21892;&#20449;&#65292;&#27491;&#21892;&#27835;&#65292;&#20107;&#21892;&#33021;&#65292;&#21160;&#21892;&#26102;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#22827;&#21807;&#19981;&#20105;&#65292;&#25925;&#26080;&#23588;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter 8&lt;br /&gt;The highest good is like that of water. The goodness of water is that it benefits the ten thousand creatures; yet itself does not scramble, but is content with the places that all men disdain. It is this that makes water so near to the Way.&lt;br /&gt;And if men think the ground the best place for building a house upon,&lt;br /&gt;If among thoughts they value those that are profound,&lt;br /&gt;If in friendship they value gentleness,&lt;br /&gt;In words, truth; in government, good order;&lt;br /&gt;In deeds, effectiveness; in actions, timeliness-&lt;br /&gt;In each case it is because they prefer what does not lead to strife,[1]&lt;br /&gt;And therefore does not go amiss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1]Even ordinary people realize the importance of the Taoist principle of &amp;#39;water-like&amp;#39; behaviour, i.e. not striving to get on top or to the fore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#12288;&#31532;&#20061;&#31456;&#12288;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#25345;&#32780;&#30408;&#20043;&#65292;&#19981;&#22914;&#20854;&#24050;&#65307;&#25571;&#32780;&#38160;&#20043;&#65292;&#19981;&#21487;&#38271;&#20445;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#37329;&#29577;&#28385;&#22530;&#65292;&#33707;&#20043;&#33021;&#23432;&#12290;&#23500;&#36149;&#32780;&#39556;&#65292;&#33258;&#36951;&#20854;&#21646;&#12290;&lt;br /&gt;&#12288;&#12288;&#21151;&#36930;&#36523;&#36864;&#65292;&#22825;&#20043;&#36947;&#20063;&#65281;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chapter9&lt;br /&gt;Stretch a bow[1] to the very full,&lt;br /&gt;And you will wish you had stopped in time;&lt;br /&gt;Temper a sword-edge to its very sharpest,&lt;br /&gt;And you will find it soon grows dull&lt;br /&gt;When bronze and jade fill your hall &lt;br /&gt;It can no longer be guarded.&lt;br /&gt;Wealth and place breed insolence&lt;br /&gt;That brings ruin in its train.&lt;br /&gt;When your work is done, then withdraw!&lt;br /&gt;Such is Heaven&amp;#39;s[2] Way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[1] the expression used can also apply to filling a vessel to the brim; but &amp;#39;stretching a bow&amp;#39; makes a better parallel to &amp;#39;sharpening a sword&amp;#39;.&lt;br /&gt;[2] as opposed to the Way of man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!--v:3.2--&gt;</description>
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      <title>Ex-Husband</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:36:34 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>louise.luo</author>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;Ex-Husband&lt;/h2&gt;The young married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The husband asks, &amp;quot;I notice you&amp;#39;ve been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;Yes&amp;quot; she replies, &amp;quot;He&amp;#39;s my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s remarkable&amp;quot; the husband replies, &amp;quot;I wouldn&amp;#39;t think anybody could celebrate that long.&amp;quot;</description>
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      <title>Just Ask the Boss </title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 04:19:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>louise.luo</author>
      <guid>https://www.englishbaby.com/blog/louise_luo/view_entry/11479</guid>
      <description>&lt;h2&gt;Just Ask the Boss &lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;message&quot; style=&quot;padding-bottom: 10px&quot;&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font&gt;There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There were three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font&gt;The customer asked the owner, &amp;ldquo;How come this guy is $5,000? That&amp;rsquo;s so expensive for this kind of parrot.&amp;rdquo; The owner said, &amp;ldquo;Because I have trained him and he can talk.&amp;rdquo; So the customer asked him, &amp;ldquo;How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?&amp;rdquo;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font&gt;&amp;nbsp;The owner said, &amp;ldquo;Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions, like dancing and so on. That&amp;rsquo;s why he&amp;rsquo;s so expensive.&amp;rdquo; Then the customer said, &amp;ldquo;How about the third one? What can he do that makes him so expensive?&amp;rdquo; The owner of the shop said, &amp;ldquo;I don&amp;rsquo;t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him &amp;lsquo;The Boss.&amp;rsquo;&amp;rdquo; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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      <title>Lion King vs Elephant</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:10:17 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>louise.luo</author>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;Lion King vs Elephant&lt;/h2&gt;There is a Lion that feel he is the King of the jungle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And to make sure about his opinion, he ask to the gorilla.&lt;br /&gt;Lion: Gorilla, who is the King of the jungle?&lt;br /&gt;Gorilla: You are the King&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lion become proud to hear the answer.&lt;br /&gt;Then he meet the wild ox.&lt;br /&gt;Lion: Ox, who is the King of the jungle?&lt;br /&gt;Ox: Of course you are.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lion very very happy.&lt;br /&gt;Then he meet the big elephant.&lt;br /&gt;Lion: Hi elephant, who is the King of the jungle?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, the elephant ignore him and go away.&lt;br /&gt;The Lion ask to the elephant once again loudly.&lt;br /&gt;Unexpectedly, the elephant hit the Lion and throw down forcefully by his trunk, and then go away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With the pain body, the Lion said to the elephant,&amp;quot;If you don&amp;#39;t know the answer, don&amp;#39;t be anger like that, ok&amp;quot;</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:04:42 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;The world can be changed by man's endeavor&lt;/h2&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;strong&gt;The world can be changed by man&amp;#39;s endeavor,and that this endeavor can lead to something new and better.No man can sever the bonds that unite him to his society simply, by averting his eyes.He must ever be receptive and sensitive to the new; and have sufficient courage and skill to novel facts and to deal with them.&lt;/strong&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:19:56 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;Joke:Smart students&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;message&quot; style=&quot;padding-bottom: 10px&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .&lt;br /&gt;MARIA: Here it is!&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?&lt;br /&gt;CLASS: Maria!&lt;br /&gt;____________ _________ _________ ______&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?&lt;br /&gt;FRANK: Because of the sign.&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: What sign?&lt;br /&gt;FRANK: the one that says, &amp;quot;School&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Ahead, Go Slow.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;____________ _________ _________ _______&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TEACHER: John, why are you doing&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; your math multiplication on the floor?&lt;br /&gt;JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:20:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>louise.luo</author>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;YOU&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;strong&gt;You have brains in your head.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You have feet in your shoes.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You are on your own.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; And you know what you know.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You are the guy who&amp;#39;ll decide where to go.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:02:50 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>louise.luo</author>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;The spring&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This is the resurrection time, That which was dead,or so it seemed, has come to life again--the stiff branch, supple; the brown earth, green. This is the miracle: There is no death; there is in truth eteral life.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Everywhere, spring brings the blessed reassurance that life goes on, that death is no more than a passing season. The plan never falters;the design never changes.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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