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louise.luo

China

December 3, 2007

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There were three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000.

The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kind of parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?”

 The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions, like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shop said, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”

08:33 PM Dec 03 2007

trat-chat

trat-chat
United Kingdom

Hi Louise,

I loved it, the humour reminds me of Monty Python,

 if you do not know who Monty Python were then look on the internet, they were a hugely popular English ( one American ) comic team that have fans all over the world.

Thank you for making me laugh on a day at work with few laughs around !!

Phil

 

November 29, 2007

There is a Lion that feel he is the King of the jungle.

And to make sure about his opinion, he ask to the gorilla.
Lion: Gorilla, who is the King of the jungle?
Gorilla: You are the King

The Lion become proud to hear the answer.
Then he meet the wild ox.
Lion: Ox, who is the King of the jungle?
Ox: Of course you are.

The Lion very very happy.
Then he meet the big elephant.
Lion: Hi elephant, who is the King of the jungle?

But, the elephant ignore him and go away.
The Lion ask to the elephant once again loudly.
Unexpectedly, the elephant hit the Lion and throw down forcefully by his trunk, and then go away.

With the pain body, the Lion said to the elephant,"If you don't know the answer, don't be anger like that, ok"

November 16, 2007

  The world can be changed by man's endeavor,and that this endeavor can lead to something new and better.No man can sever the bonds that unite him to his society simply, by averting his eyes.He must ever be receptive and sensitive to the new; and have sufficient courage and skill to novel facts and to deal with them.

05:35 AM Nov 16 2007

progression
Turkey

 I think the world can be changed by woman's endeavor rather than man's.

01:48 AM Nov 16 2007

Louis Liao
China

 i think so ,but i have a question.are u a christian?