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May 14, 2008

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for the directions.

9.God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7.God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbarge.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden", Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible sayd: "It is not good for man to be alone". And the Number One of all....

1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that!!".

 God said that: "Man represents my image, woman - my emotions. Together, you represent the totally of God. So man, treat woman well. Love her, respect her, for she is fragile. In hurting her, you hurt me. What you do to her, you do to me. In crushing her, you only damage your own heart, the heart of you Father. Woman, support man. In humility, show him the power of emotion I have given you. In gentle quietness show your strength. In love, show him that you are the rib that protects his inner self"

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