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Zambia

March 31, 2008

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian." He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??" His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

March 31, 2008

This is really sweet........and true!

When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are
Running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions...

She is wondering

How long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers “I’m fine “after a few seconds ... She is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you Are lying

When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for You to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to Be pampered.

When a GIRL says “I love you” ... she means it.

When a GIRL says “I miss you” ... no one in this
World can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with The right person

Find a guy...

Who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you Back when you hang up on him.

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in Your sweats.

Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares About you and how lucky he is to have you.

Who turns to his friends and says, "That's her!!”

March 31, 2008

THE TONGUE CAN BE YOUR WORST ENEMY! 

 

 

Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to
create conditions in your life. What you speak about, you can bring
about.
If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might
lose your job.
If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body
can become sick.
If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car
could be stolen or just stop operating.
If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll
always be broke.
If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a
woman, you will always find someone in your life to hurt and betray
you.
If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain
unemployed.
If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or
believe in you, your very thought will attract more experiences to
confirm your beliefs.
If you keep talking about a divorce or break up in a
relationship, then you might end up with it.
Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more
positive and power packed with faith, hope, love and action.
Don't be afraid to believe that you can have what you
want and deserve.

Watch your Thoughts, they become words.
Watch your words, they become actions.
Watch your actions, they become habits.
Watch your Habits, they become character.
Watch your Character, for it becomes your Destiny.
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get
even less than you settle for.
Thought I would share this with you.
"In the search for me, I discovered truth.
In the search for truth, I discovered love.
In the search for love, I discovered GOD.
And in God, I have found Everything.

Be Blessed

Watch how your circumstances and situations begin to
change when you change the way you speak.
"Life is like melted butter. . .once things cool down, it can be
reshaped!"

 

"Determination is the prelude to SUCCESS"