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Catholic Dog

March 31, 2008

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.

One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and

asked, "Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor

creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an

animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and

there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature."

Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya 'think £ 5,000 is enough to

donate to them for the service?"

Father Patrick exclaimed, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya

tell me the dog was Catholic?"