Time for fun~~

1)Important to learn a second language

A family of mice was being chased by abig cat.Fathermouse jumped and said,Bow-Wow! The surprised cat ran away scared.

what was that,father?  asked the baby mouse.

well,son,that is why it is important to learn a second language.

2)Wherever i touch, it hurts

A man goes to the doctor and says,  Doctor,wherever i touch,it hurts.

the doctor asks,  what do you mean?

The man says,  when i touch my shoulder,it really hurts.If i touch myknee-ouch!when i touch my forhead,it really,reallyhurts.

the doctor says,  Ihnow what is wrong with you -you have broken your finger!

3)What can i do?

two hunters are out in the woodswhen one of themcollapsed.He does not seem to be breating and his eyes are glazed over. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services.He gasps,  my friend is dead!what can i do? The operator says, Calm  down,i can help.First,let us make sure he is dead.

There is a silence,then a shot is heard.Back on the phone,the guy says,Ok,now what?

4)Whose father is the stronger

WIll and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger.Will said,Well,you know the Pacific OCEAN?My father was the one who dug the hole for it.

Bill was not impressed,Well,that is nothing.You know the Dead Sea?My father was the one who killed it!!