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Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

March 23, 2012

Dad: How is your studies going?

Son: Brilliant, pop, brilliant! I have got full marks in my papers. 

Dad: How is that sweetheart you never fetched more than 80% ever?

Son: Our new class teacher is so kind and cooperative.

Dad: She must be very hardworking and gifted teacher?

Son: Yeah, speacially during exams. Can you imagine she corrected all my wrong answers?

Dad: That's pure cheating! How dare she did that, and why she did that?

Son: Actually our new teacher is diligent to impress the school administration, furthermore, she desires to be our next head mistress. She is having flair for leadership. 
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A real life humor ;-)



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06:08 AM Apr 04 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

 

05:25 AM Apr 03 2012

Mahtab.bp

Mahtab.bp
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

For My Wise Friend!

Life Quotes,pictures,God Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Thoughts, Pictures

03:24 AM Apr 02 2012

Saenger D

Saenger D
Germany

dear Saladin

it s boring to sing alone, just for your own

Hope, one day we will sing together a nice song

don t   know what , where

but...........it s even better to do that with friends

good luck

the next adventure is waiting me soooo soon

and fill my heart with joy. Keep your finger crossed for me,  please

11:20 PM Apr 01 2012

Saenger D

Saenger D
Germany

guten Morgen, good morning dear Saladeen

wish to enlardge your week with this beautiful flowers

wish to see you happy and healthy

always



07:28 PM Apr 01 2012

Julie3

Julie3
Russian Federation

Happy Spring and happy journey, dear friend! Keep in touch :)

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10:21 AM Apr 01 2012

MsX

MsX
Russian Federation

Thank you Dear Sibling! Smile

I wish you to climb your summit! My best wishes to your family!

07:47 AM Apr 01 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Hello, dear Saladen,

May life  bring you lots of wonderful surprises that will make you feel how precious it  is.

This pearl is for my precious friend, Saladeen.

With love,

Irene

07:02 AM Apr 01 2012

Crizsearch

Crizsearch
Indonesia

Rabbit is interesting animal Brother :D

08:24 AM Mar 30 2012

Crizsearch

Crizsearch
Indonesia

ahaha, I won't drag you into my rabbit world brother, here I am Rabbit with glasses LOL Coolwhite rabbit with glasses is leaning on a stack of schoolbooks Stock Photo - 5448857

07:55 PM Mar 27 2012

Crizsearch

Crizsearch
Indonesia

Hehehe, nice brother, you can even make joke of it, I eat carrots doesn't mean I don't wear my glasses anymore, I have been searching about the benefits of carrots all along. Though all of them given suggestion to consume carrots for better eyesight. But it doesn't prove it'll work until we try. Therefore I'm doing it now. I can see the difference in a week, I hope it'll continue give a better effect for my eyes. I won't stop eating carrots lol

02:22 AM Mar 27 2012

Crizsearch

Crizsearch
Indonesia

whoops * intention :D

01:57 AM Mar 27 2012

Crizsearch

Crizsearch
Indonesia

Your blog seems to have similar invention Just like an election. hehehe

01:27 AM Mar 27 2012

Crizsearch

Crizsearch
Indonesia

Hello brother, to be frank I also don't like to wear glasses, it's too uncomfortable though I've been wearing for years. I like to eat carrot but just to lazy to do it. Before I consume carrot my eyes was too dry, seemed there are no more tear . I keep rubbing and it sore quite often. I couldn't stay too long in front of the screen because I feel to hot in my eyes. After I eat carrot for a week, I don't feel it anymore. Maybe that time I didn't take care my eyes properly, didn't take vitamin A for my eyes, that's why!!! Now I eat it a piece a day, I hope it'll work, you should try!! :D

04:52 AM Mar 26 2012

IRENE FOREVER
Ukraine

I think, now it's okay. It was because of music. I have changed it.

04:15 AM Mar 26 2012

kokoboko

kokoboko
Ukraine

Dear Saladeen, do you mean Kokoboko's page?

I have checked both pages and they were okay. Nobody told me that they had a problem. It's strange.:(

02:18 AM Mar 26 2012

Saladeen

Saladeen
Pakistan

Dear Irene, I am trying to open your page but your page is telling me that there is something wrong, and I should avoid to open your page; for the page have harmful malewares, please check it out!

My best wishes and regards!

10:12 AM Mar 25 2012

IRENE FOREVER
Ukraine

Lol :)))

03:57 AM Mar 25 2012

Saladeen

Saladeen
Pakistan

Letter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369." Smile
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06:19 PM Mar 24 2012

IRENE FOREVER
Ukraine

Happy Sunday, dear Saladeen!.:)

 

11:09 AM Mar 24 2012

Saladeen

Saladeen
Pakistan

That's why better to pose question against these such chipish ideas ;)
You know herd instinct is what they aim ;-)

11:01 AM Mar 24 2012

MsX

MsX
Russian Federation

Chip-embedded T-shirts today, implanted chips tomorrow. This way the humanity will soon turn into a controllable crowd.

10:28 AM Mar 24 2012

Saladeen

Saladeen
Pakistan

Later on our revered teacher announced ... Hey boys! How was today's lesson? ;)

We asked, "what lesson?”

He replied, "Lesson in posing interesting questions."

And to that we giggled a lot ;)

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Yeah, locater chip would ultimately help students to skip lessons forever ;)

07:49 AM Mar 24 2012

Agnolia

Agnolia
Russian Federation

Your school teacher is great! but did he learn you to think creative way  before giving you textbooks at the exams;)

Textbooks at exams are allowed at the coolest Universities where really unstandard way of thinking is nourished.

 more locator chips you incrusted into your child more inrresponsible personality you can get in the future

12:31 AM Mar 24 2012

Saladeen

Saladeen
Pakistan

what about locators chips in school uniform? Smile

http://www.lsureveille.com/news/locator-chips-in-school-uniforms-keep-track-of-students-in-brazil-1.2719186#.T27WczFmI4k

That's too much ... How students will skip their classes now? 

They need some idea ... ;)

10:42 AM Mar 23 2012

Saladeen

Saladeen
Pakistan

I agree, competition is very tough, and all we get a bunch of super sophisticated state of the art human ;)

Once, during grade 9, one of our teacher offered that he would allow text books during exams, we were very happy that this time we would grab handful of marks, but you know what, the questions he putted were so creative that text books were not allowing us to decipher the answers ;)

We knocked on every page but the words of questions were super paradoxical ... in short we all successfully failed the exam. Laughing

05:25 AM Mar 23 2012

Agnolia

Agnolia
Russian Federation

Impressing school administration doesn't mean impressing your town, society and country with great knowledge and success. So really ambitious teacher doesn't give opporunity to crib as they want to be proud  of  their school and their students in the future

 In our country some ambitious teachers train pupils like robots for them to get really great result at specialized competition and contests and enough knowldge for entering the University . But I don't know if it is nice to be a robot.

Smile

04:56 AM Mar 23 2012

art1357

art1357
Iran, Islamic Republic Of