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satclimb

satclimb

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

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November 23, 2011

A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane!

The lawyer asks her to play a game.

If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars.

So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars.

The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars.

Then lowyer asks the answer of question! but the blond pays him five dollars without any answers!

01:21 PM Dec 29 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

 HAPPY NEW YEAR, DEAR SAT!

Картинка с надписью счастливого нового года гифка

05:37 AM Sep 27 2012

DaeNg

DaeNg
Thailand

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11:56 AM Aug 20 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Sorry for the delay. I didn't have the Internet.

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10:22 PM Jul 19 2012

Irene Forever
Ukraine

Dear Sat, Ramadan is coming to shower all blessings of Allah Upon you, may you get benefit from each hour of this holy month of Ramadan! Happy Ramadan Month!

12:16 PM Dec 28 2011

kokoboko

kokoboko
Ukraine

Dear Sat,

Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for the Prosperous New Year!

Irene

October 24, 2011


Autumn is the playtime of dancing all trees with their
colorful dresses!
Autumn is the great harmony and wonderful concert!
Wind is playing and trees are dancing, then we can see the rain of colorful leaves!
Leaves are dancing upside and hugging together on the ground!

05:49 AM Nov 04 2011

satclimb

satclimb
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Thanks Irene

01:39 AM Nov 04 2011

kokoboko

kokoboko
Ukraine

Wishing all Muslims around the world a happy and blessed Eid Al Adha.

01:39 PM Oct 31 2011

satclimb

satclimb
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Irene and Agnolia thank you very much for visiting and sharing your viewpoints

12:08 AM Oct 31 2011

Agnolia

Agnolia
Russian Federation

yesterday we visited the concert of the classical music devoted to Autumn. there were poems of the Russian poets sounded as well

 I was charmed with words of Fyodor Tyutchev again especially with crystal day and radiant sky.


"There is a spell in Autumn early

One all too brief, of an enchantment rare:

The nights are radiant and pearly

The days, pellucid, crystal-clear"

Есть в осени первоначальной
Короткая, но дивная пора —
Весь день стоит как бы хрустальный,
И лучезарны вечера...
Пустеет воздух, птиц не слышно боле,
Но далеко еще до первых зимних бурь
И льется чистая и теплая лазурь
На отдыхающее поле...

http://artclassic.edu.ru/attach.asp?a_no=10027

01:25 PM Oct 30 2011

kokoboko

kokoboko
Ukraine

Your description of Autumn is so romantic and sensitive, dear Sat.

Thank you.:)

01:24 PM Oct 30 2011

kokoboko

kokoboko
Ukraine

I love Autumn so much. It`s a season of recollections, of lovers and children  with  happy eyes and lovely smiles picking colorful leaves. Smile


"It was Autumn when we first met,
It was  Autumn that I can't forget ..."

Wishing you only happy days, dear Sat!

10:50 PM Oct 28 2011

satclimb

satclimb
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Thanks to visit here and comment

01:58 PM Oct 28 2011

my_high_IQ

my_high_IQ
Azerbaijan

Autumn is a long-awaited relief after the sultry hot summer...;)

01:45 AM Oct 27 2011

satclimb

satclimb
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Thanks to comment

01:17 AM Oct 27 2011

blue.angell
China

so beautiful

February 12, 2011

A Hollywood actress once met the
British philosopher, Bertrand
Russell. Whereas he was quite
ugly. She turned heads wherever
she went. She was rather full of
herself and said to Russell, 'They
say I,m the most beautiful woman
in the world, and I hear you're the
smartest man. Imagine if we had a
child with  your  brains and my
beauty!

Russell who was never lost for
words. replied, 'imagine if it had
my beauty and  your brains.'

08:06 AM Sep 27 2011

kokoboko

kokoboko
Ukraine

Hello, dear Sat.

Hope you are doing great.

Best wishes to you!

Irene

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11:40 AM Jul 31 2011

kokoboko

kokoboko
Ukraine

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08:06 AM Mar 20 2011

CranBerry

CranBerry
Russian Federation

Happy Norooz!

 

09:23 AM Mar 01 2011

satclimb

satclimb
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

You both is great , thank you for your nice comments!

10:15 AM Feb 28 2011

CranBerry

CranBerry
Russian Federation

Beautiful people are equal somehow to ugly people. Just because everybody turns to have a look at an extremely beautiful and an extremely ugly girl. The moral of this story is  that being ugly in appearance is not so awful comparing to inner ugliness.

 Thanks for a nice joke and sorry for too much philosophy.

 Happy first day of sping!


 

06:58 AM Feb 26 2011

kokoboko

kokoboko
Ukraine

Hello, Sat.

Great joke! I can imagine a philosopher with brains of actress who doesnt have any brains. It`s not the rule, of course. There are exception, sometimes.:)

Have  beautiful days!

Irene