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Unlucky Girle

Sema

Sema

Palestinian Territory, Occupied

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September 27, 2007

 these are some qutations from Medea play:

It is said that gifts persuade even the gods.

 There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.  

What greater grief than the loss of one's native land.

 

When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.

 

Let no one think of me that I am humble or weak or passive; let them understand I am of a different kind: dangerous to my enemies, loyal to my friends. To such a life glory belongs.

  

When someone isn't seen for a long time,

Well, folk soon begin to imagine the worst.

 We women? First we have to buy our husbands--

Women don't like violence,

But when their husbands desert them, that is different.

  

There is no bitterness to be compared

With that between two people who once loved.

 

May he die with no joy at his end,

The man who won't be troubled

To unlock the keys of his heart and make a friend.

  

In life, the worst disasters come from passion.

 

Some men may be more fortunate than others

As chance has it; but no one's happy--no one.

I am waiting yuor comments.

September 18, 2007

THE OBEDIENT WIFE  
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his mone y.
 
Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.
 Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a moment!"  
 
 She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you were not fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word.  
 
I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?"  
 "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it."  
 
 Send this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are smarter than women!!!