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Turkey
January 31, 2011
Here, there is some interesting questions and their answes. Read and decide they are interesting or not.
First question:
Why do birds fly to south in the winter?
Do you know the answer?
It's simple; because it's too far to walk 
And an amazing story:
A man went to a pub and drunk ten cups of beer. Then left the pub. After him another man left the pub and walked in the street. Then second man stopped suddenly and looked at the sky. He asked to the first man:
"Is this The Moon or The Sun?" The first man answered:
"I don't know, what do you think?" The second man said:
"I don't know, I don't live in this street!" 
Funny story about UFO:
A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"
The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'
(This story was from my dear Russian frien Yulia, I thank her so much for this nice story.)
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Thank you for the friend request. Have a beautiful day! Irene
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