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    <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:20:44 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm turning to you for help!!</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:20:44 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>The Last Joke</author>
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      <description>&lt;h2&gt;I'm turning to you for help!!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://im20.gulfup.com/2012-08-28/1346105559611.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;DONKEY&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;738&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: red; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;am&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt; a very useful animal to man&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;. I am called a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #00b050; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;donkey&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt; by &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #7030a0; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;human beings&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;But when&lt;span style=&quot;mso-spacerun: yes;&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/span&gt;a&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #ffc000; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt; man &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;is called a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #00b050; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;donkey&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt; , he gets very angry&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;I really don't know how describe about myself ??&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-ascii-font-family: Georgia; mso-hansi-font-family: Georgia;&quot;&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Georgia; mso-hansi-font-family: Georgia; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 24pt; color: #222222; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;so I'm turning to you for help.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 28pt; color: #0070c0; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;In behalf of donkey , Can you imagine yourself that you are a donkey . Tell something about your self !!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 28pt; color: #0070c0; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia','serif';&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 28pt; color: #0070c0; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Georgia; mso-hansi-font-family: Georgia; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Eid Mubarak ( Happy Eid ) </title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2012 19:11:41 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>The Last Joke</author>
      <guid>https://www.englishbaby.com/blog/the_last_joke/view_entry/82017</guid>
      <description>&lt;h2&gt;Eid Mubarak ( Happy Eid ) &lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://im20.gulfup.com/2012-08-14/1344909866531.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;e&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;483&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 10pt; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 18pt; line-height: 115%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Calibri;&quot;&gt;A prayer can go where I can't go.&lt;br /&gt;Through Prayers I can be with you&lt;br /&gt;Without being There. I may be miles away&lt;br /&gt;But my prayers Will always be with You.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 26pt; line-height: 115%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Calibri;&quot;&gt;Eid Mubarak&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 26pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Ramadan Kareem !!</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2012 14:52:36 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>The Last Joke</author>
      <guid>https://www.englishbaby.com/blog/the_last_joke/view_entry/73491</guid>
      <description>&lt;h2&gt;Ramadan Kareem !!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://im26.gulfup.com/2012-07-15/1342301952191.png&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;ram&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;593&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;margin: 0in 0in 0pt; direction: ltr; line-height: normal; unicode-bidi: embed; text-align: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none; mso-pagination: none;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 26pt; font-family: Algerian; mso-bidi-font-family: Algerian;&quot;&gt;ramadan kareem &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 10pt; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>NEDD FOR SPEED !!</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:07:53 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>The Last Joke</author>
      <guid>https://www.englishbaby.com/blog/the_last_joke/view_entry/73187</guid>
      <description>&lt;h2&gt;NEDD FOR SPEED !!&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://im13.gulfup.com/2012-07-04/1341356664441.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;moter&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin: 10pt 0in; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Georgia;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 22pt; color: red; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;&quot;&gt;If you are a true friend !&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;right&quot; style=&quot;margin: 10pt 0in; text-align: left;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Georgia;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 22pt; color: red; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 22pt; color: red; line-height: 115%;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-family: Georgia;&quot;&gt;Why you didn't call me on my cell phone and tell me to slow down !!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>Which first came , Chicken Or Egg ??</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 16:03:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <author>The Last Joke</author>
      <guid>https://www.englishbaby.com/blog/the_last_joke/view_entry/67581</guid>
      <description>&lt;h2&gt;Which first came , Chicken Or Egg ??&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://im28.gulfup.com/2012-06-02/1338590769691.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;CHICKEN&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;500&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;We all knows that chicken lay eggs, the egg will hatch a chicken, then the chicken will lay another egg again and the cycles will keep going on. But which one of them started the cycles? The hen or the egg? A chicken cannot exist if she is not hatched from an egg, but an egg will not exist if a chicken does not lay the egg.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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