some funny things betwen lovers

haha..........say some funny things between lovers in my class.....one day the girl was ill and she looked very weak during class ....so one of her friends decided to sent her to see the doctor......suddendly...one of my friends said to the teacher...you must let the ### sent her(her bf)....the teacher asked why...my friend said"because there's nobady knew where the hospital is expect him.....""hahaha....another thing......in english class.we just had a test..it's very difficult..when teacher gave ue the answers she asdked who got the full marks.....a boy shouted....""funking///who is it...i'll kill him..."the her gf handed up........hehe