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I scare because I care 

If you want you can there is nothing called I can’t

Most STUPID questions people usually ask
in obvious situations...

1. At movies: 
Hey! What are you doing here? 
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you
know? 

2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anaesthesia . Why don't you try again? 

3. When i get woken up at midnight by a
call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on 
monkeys in Africa marry or not. You
thought i was sleeping,you stupid fool ?

4. When they see me with shorter hair:
hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.! 

5. When someone call's on land-line and asks
where are you ?
Me: I'm in market with telephone around
my neck...!!! 

6.when I'm washing my car
neighbour: hey are you washing it?
Me: No, I'm just watering it so that it grows