Little Japan of the four most hated joke

Little Japan of the four most hated joke (1) Four surgeons sitting together, talking about what they love for the people surgery. The first doctor said: "I most like to librarians surgery. When you open their physical, everything inside is in alphabetical order." Second, said: "I am most like to accounting operations. When you open their physical, all figures are in the order." Third, said: "I like the electrician surgery. Find when you open their physical, everything is done by color code." Fourth, said: "I like the Japanese operations." Mianmianxiangqu three other doctors expressed doubts about one asks what. The fourth doctor said because they do not have heart and liver, no spine, and the buttocks and the first phase can be exchanged. Little Japan joke of the four most hated (2) Japanese businessmen for a person to a phone call, saying: "I find Mr. Taro." The operator said: "I am sorry, he died last week." The next day, this person called again, would like to talk about the Japanese. The operator a bit tired, and said: "I have been told you last week he passed away. Why should you call?" That person said: "Because I just like to hear this matter." Little Japan joke of the four most hated (3) To the Chicago airport on the highway in a cab, take on board a Japanese tourists. At this time, a super-cab in the past, the Japanese exclaimed: "Look, Toyota! Japanese manufacturers! More Kuaixia!" A little while later, a super-cab in the past. "See, Nissan! Is made in Japan! Too fast!" Is a super-cab in the past. "Hey! Mitsubishi is! Japanese manufacturers! Very fast!" Taxi drivers are 100% of Americans saw so many Japanese cars to the United States than their own, and that the language of the Japanese wild, inevitably some annoyance. Taxis into the airport car park, then, a super-cab in the past. "Honda! Japanese manufacturers! Very fast! Not rule!" Taxi driver stopped cars, Meihaoqi infants and pointing at the meter, said: "1500 dollars.", "So close to 1500 dollars?" "Valuation -! Japanese manufacturers! very fast! not rule! " Japan's most hated small joke of the four (4) An aircraft above a sitting American a German and a Japanese Chinese, flew half of the aircraft suddenly no oil, the captain announced that there must be a jump - in order to reduce weight, so that the Americans played their personal heroism Spirit reached the hatch aircraftshouted: Long live the United States and the public! ! Then jump off! Aircraft continue to fly ..... Then the captain announced: the weight is too heavy, but also of a person jumping! So Germany people stand up and go aircraft hatch and shouting: German Empire Hurrah! Also followed jump down! Aircraft continue to fly ..... Then the captain announced that: No, or weight, a person must be jumping again! Chinese people read a Japanese stand up went to the plane hatch, the Japanese quickly came close grasp of the hands of the Chinese people: a brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouted: Long Live the People's Republic of China! ! Then the Japanese were kicked to kick it! ! ......