Mehdi

Do you know what are bumper stickers?

They are stickers which someone puts on the back of his/her car just for fun, or whatever..

Having fun checking out some bumper stickers:

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

Time is the best teacher - unfortunately it kills all its students!

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles!

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

My karma ran over your dogma.

I is a college student.

If you can read this, I'm not impressed. Most people can read.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography

Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.

My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm going to miss her.

Ask me about my vow of silence.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?

BAD COP! NO DONUT!!!

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car!

I souport frii edyukasion!

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail friends.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

It works better if you plug it in.

A penny saved is... ridiculous.

Anarchy is better than no government at all.

Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.

Telepaths wanted: you know where to apply.

I'm just driving this way to get you mad.

You! Off my planet!

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Editing is a rewording activity.

Make yourself at home... clean my kitchen!

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up...

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

Don't drink and drive! You might hit a bump and spill your beer.

Be nice to your kids. They are the guys who will pick out your nursing home.

Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

So you're a feminist? Isn't that cute!

Out of my mind... Back in five minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

You're only jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

I love animals, they taste great.

EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!