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January 11, 2010

Kids  Are  Quick Foot in mouth
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA:
        Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:         K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:         Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:
          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE:           I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:           All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'    
 
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TEACHER:   George Washington not  only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS:          Because George still had the axe in his hand.  
 
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

S IMON :        No, sir, I don't have to.  My mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :       No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:   A teacher
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12:40 PM May 18 2013

DAMAVAND

DAMAVAND
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:D :D what a coooool!! but i can't laugh loudly what a pity... :D

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sama.a
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hahahahah!!! Soooo funnnnyyyyy! :))

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hi how r u

11:52 PM Sep 03 2011

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funny jokes

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narges

narges
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i love all of them, especially George washington, and north america! :)

11:14 AM Jul 16 2011

GunayGasimova
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 all are very funny Laughing

i loved more about north americaLaughing

06:28 AM Sep 20 2010

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Great lines, I like H2O and the following one.Laughing

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Nicte ha
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I loved the one about H20

hahahaLaughing

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lol XD 

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*sahar*

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realy nice

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