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Tell us jokes which u know so that everyone can enjoy.

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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

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why are all blond jokes one liners??
so men can remeber them.
ha ha ha ha ha

girl[in a romantic mood]- David,can you say three words that will make me float in the air.
 boy- "GO HANG YOURSELF"

And how far were you ,sir from the scene of the accident]the lawyer shouted            witness- Twenty-two feet and seven inches.                                                                 lawyer[taking aback]- how could you know so exactly.                                                  witness- i knew some 'FOOL' would ask that question so i measured it.                                                                                                              

hi! swaka good jokes.

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, Can I help you?
Yeah, I ve come to activate your phone lines.

hi! it's nice

its good catiamike

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Why did "18 Sardars" go to a movie?
Because "below 18" was not allowed.