Who can rhymes?

For example:

First person: Who are the first

Second: I'm the best

I'm good dog, throw me a bone

Or I'ma cut ya so tillthe pink meat show

So watch my flow cuz it's startin' to leak

Back off or I'ma smack ya face and make ya turn the other cheek!

 __________

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight

how sweet to be with these lovely members

chat and fun its moments worth to remember

When I was younger I used to wear a kilt,

People talk shit I say fuck off or get killed,

Break there foundation they'll have to get rebuilt,

Can't think of nothin' else so I'll just say tilt,

I love her cuz she got her own

They sting him in the most ingenious ways

but they are acting just like gays

so him decide to rush away

while a bull is running in the middle of the way

the bull bumped into our friend

and his soul come out as a fied

_______

When he died he closed his eyes 

Kill kill murder and Benjamin Franklin

Make your brains upside-down

When the lead hits ya crown

You only hear a splatter sound

May the body be never found

I made that hole in your cranium

I love a girl from Turkey,

I hate myself, ohh I'm dirty,

I have to forget this devotion,

I won't make a little motion.

I am affraid of global  economic crises,

Once at the mall a girl sent me a kiss

The best thing about it,it was a kiss for my **(hiss)

If we're talkin' mad then my raps are the meanest

You scratch my back I'll scratch yours,my back's located on my penis

I stay high like venus rhymes cold like pluto

And when you drop a beat I kick a rhyme like judo

And when you drop a beat,

I kick a rhyme like judo,

I feel in my  heart high heat,

I love you my goddess, Yuno.

I go down on my knees,

in front of you to worship,

I'd like to fly to you my dear,

I need for that, a space-ship.

What will be this guy if he grows up?

If you have one moment,

and if you don't capture it.

Your god may  send that again ,

And you will follow that,

as a hunter pursues a rabbit.

Catch that moment, don't let it fly away!

What you can do now, never let for the next day.

Your girlfriend is alive, and nice this night.

And you are a brave-hearted knight.

But tomorrow, you may die,

Who wants to love a dead guy?

I have a mortal body and an immortal soul…..