Who can rhymes?

For example:

First person: Who are the first

Second: I'm the best

She loved his eyes and his smile,

He loved her figure and hair,

He loathed her clothes style,

She disliked him to walk like a bear.

* * * * * *

I've got ten children of my own

Put the nonsense out of your head

And immediately go to your bed.

In the morning you'll surely be wiser

Murky night is not a good advisor.

* * * * * * * *

He's pigged all the biscuits

And eaten all the briskets.

Now his stomach is upset:

A great occasion for regret.

* * * * *

Am I dreaming or is it all real?

No friendship between penguins and bears

As they can't agree on their national affairs:

Penguins want to live in Northern hemisphere

But to polar bears this idea seems too queer.

* * * * *

My dislike is purely platonic

My dislike is purely platonic

Never urge with hardheaded chick!

It is like hitting head with a brick.

'agreement' is only available trick.

* * * *

The rose has flushed red, the bud has burst.

Charming bells charm the scene:

Delicious smell of French cuisine,

Sparkling wine and tangerine

Words of cheers in between.

* * * * *

Like a candle I am burning down

Rambling through the fields

Having the only one desire:

In fair fight under shields

To set the Thames on the fire.

(to set the Thames on fire = to do impossible, to cause a great sensation)

* * * * * * *

Teach me to play the fiddle

Teach me to play the fiddle

It sounds so divinely

You say there is no riddle

in what I teach you finally…..   

—-—-—-

There is the eternity in a wiseman's words…

You make history well behaved

By using appropriate words.

But words are like birds:

If they fly away,

They can't remain any more enslaved

Making you disobey.

(Sorry for a goofy rhyme)

* * * * *

I've brought a packet of bonbons for you

The Chinese tiger says "It's my yeaRRRRR!"

Oh, dear, dear, dear!

The tiger roars "Is that all cleaRRRRR?"

Yes, clear, clear, clear!

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I've been studying all night and I'm tired