CONDITIONAL GAME (just for very clever)

Studing English I've come across this difficult grammar section:- 1° – 2° – 3° conditional. Aldough I find the first conditional pretty easy I can't say the same forthe 2° and the 3°..
Let's start with some examples:
First conditional: IF I HAVETIME, I'LL GO THERE or  IF I DON'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WON'T HAVE A HEADEACHE
Second conditional:- IF I HAD TINME, I WOULD GO THERE or IF I DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE A HEADACHE
Third conditional:- IF I HAD HAD TIME, I WOULD HAVE GONE THERE or IF I HADN'T DRUNK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A HEADACHE
 
Now, the game consists in write the first part of a phrase and complete the previous half
example:-
 
If I have time…

If Manu were a Russian policeman, ...I would be very happy .... what a collegues!

If my son left me write this post without bellowing..

If Russian police were kind and friendly, ...I guess all people would be stopped from them..

If katya hadn't sent me so nice pictures.. 

If the Spring were already not on its way, ...
the cold would go on longer

If I were a magic man..

If yiu had known ebaby before,........you would have improved your English earlier.

If you were born in London..

If I deleted my account here.. i will join again ^_

If a Myanmar fell girl in love with a Filipino guy,..........

 I would be so happy….one world, one family!

If all world's people had a unique colour..

if i have a visa i will go to new york

if i hade enough money i would by the car

if i had had enough money i would have bought the car

If people always told only the truth, ...maybe life would be a little boring

if UFO came in our planet..

If I had a bad idea,..... I'd tried to justify my mistake

but..

if people didn't justify your mistake..

If I meet one of ur net friend who I wish, .... I'll offer him/her a good drink in friendly way

If you got a magic person, (what would you do first?)