CONDITIONAL GAME (just for very clever)

Studing English I've come across this difficult grammar section:- 1° – 2° – 3° conditional. Aldough I find the first conditional pretty easy I can't say the same forthe 2° and the 3°..
Let's start with some examples:
First conditional: IF I HAVETIME, I'LL GO THERE or  IF I DON'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WON'T HAVE A HEADEACHE
Second conditional:- IF I HAD TINME, I WOULD GO THERE or IF I DIDN'T DRINK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE A HEADACHE
Third conditional:- IF I HAD HAD TIME, I WOULD HAVE GONE THERE or IF I HADN'T DRUNK SO MUCH WINE, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD A HEADACHE
 
Now, the game consists in write the first part of a phrase and complete the previous half
example:-
 
If I have time…

If women were not so curious, ...they wouldn't be so….chatting

If women were not so wonderful..

    If Maju wj , Cranberry,Timea went to Manila and saw you, I would be a little bit jealous because you had not invited me.

   If people hadn't followed dr. Spock's advice while raising their children….

If you had followed your friend's advice when I got pregnant… you should have been a woman..

If I worked less..

If you could cross the Arctic Circle, ...I'd take with me a good black hot Italian coffee

If you could walk under the sea..

fish , plural is fish

 If Sandrino hadn't turned into a ghost, ... probably he'd been stayed like felix cat (I like that sandrino identity)

If sandrino knew the way to turn himself in woman..

this is why I chose to register myself here! thanks for correcting

If we studied transfiguration instead of English, ... we wouldn't be probably here writing conditional phases

if we didn't help each other with the English..

centoir is no longer exist….. I'm futuristic hehehhehe Glad to be back here ….

If we didn't help each other with the English, We would be failed in our test… so sad…..

If we failed in our test,..........

If we failed in our test,..........we would be in a trouble!

If Centoir and latin-lover had been friends..

If Centoir and Latin lover had beem friends, We would be friends forever even we deleted our account here.

If I were Latin lover,........