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ten rules for men

manu_wj

manu_wj

Italy

Laughing

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.
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2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.
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5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
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8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed

10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other

02:29 PM Feb 11 2010 |

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MarcoArmaniBRA

Brazil

lol. I liked it, bro.

my girlfriend can't see my comment here, lol  

03:03 PM Feb 11 2010 |

MsX

MsX

Russian Federation

Manu, I would change the word "important" to the word "convenient".

It's convenient to a man to have a woman who …

The only trouble is that it turns men into legless and brainless creatures. Smile

03:06 PM Feb 11 2010 |

isef mert

isef mert

Turkey

hahaha,ı liked the end:D

03:22 PM Feb 11 2010 |

bystander :-)

Hungary

Laughing would you like it ..hmmm…?

04:06 PM Feb 11 2010 |

konstka

konstka

Russian Federation

Manu, I would change the word "important" to the word "convenient".

No, MsX. The tenth rule have to be only "important"! Otherwise, you are toast. Laughing

05:01 PM Feb 11 2010 |

MsX

MsX

Russian Federation

Konstka, the tenth rule is the only exception and should sound like this:

It's not only covenient but also very very important that these nine women do not know each other because, otherwise, you are a toast! Laughing

06:17 PM Feb 11 2010 |

my_high_IQ

my_high_IQ

Azerbaijan

 Manu, if I say I AM  the woman who suites to all these rules (except 10th one,ofcourse), will you believe me? ;)

08:18 PM Feb 11 2010 |

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

 They may think that kids can be found in the cabbage plantation, already grown-up and ready to accompany  their dads in beer-drinking.

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Fantastic quote! Smile

 

 

 

 

07:39 AM Feb 12 2010 |

julywidiawati

Indonesia

it's important to have men with that rules..

07:48 AM Feb 12 2010 |