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A loving poem from a man to his wife

A loving poem from a man to his wife

Date: Jan 28 2010

Topic: Reading

Author: Phoenixfiras

Lesson

This is a funny poem to make you laugh, and at the same time practice your reading and comprehension skills.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty & so is your head.

After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between the eyes.

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

Every time I see your face,
I wish I were in outer space.

I saw your face as you walked by,
But then I saw a better guy.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If its true, I'd prefer you inside out.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell."

 

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My **melody**

Algeria

hhhhhhhhhhh funny 

01:51 PM Mar 22 2012 |

PhilologistAUL

Azerbaijan

Loooool:))) it’s awesome

12:11 PM Mar 20 2012 |

NaNa2

NaNa2

Oman

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha this is so funny poem  

02:46 PM Mar 19 2012 |

Lyn94

Malaysia

hahaha..this is freaking funny !

04:40 AM Mar 05 2012 |

 julito

julito

Argentina

Hello Lizaza,   I dont´t think so, he has had  way too much  vodka  ,completed washed out.  By now he is on his knees like a puppy  asking for forgiveness  ,I love you so much  sweetie ,i will never do it again, believe me.  

01:30 PM Jan 09 2012 |

 julito

julito

Argentina

I am sure that this inspired man that night slept out  on the street. 

12:36 PM Jan 09 2012 |

Lizaza

Lizaza

Belarus

hihihihihihi
Why do gays marry?

12:35 PM Jan 09 2012 |

1 person likes this

SantD.

SantD.

Brazil

LOL 


Amazing! I’m sure this husband got a divorce after writing this poem, but, who cares? That’s what he wanted after all, right? :P

11:43 AM Jan 09 2012 |

CatcheR

CatcheR

Iceland

hhhhhhhhh how could you man!!!!!!!!! :D

11:31 AM Jan 09 2012 |

Nicte ha

Nicte ha

Mexico

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhLaughing

05:33 PM Jan 06 2012 |

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