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Never lie to a woman

ahmedfarag

ahmedfarag

Egypt

Never Lie to a Woman

A man called home to his wife and said, "
Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
" Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"


The wife replied, “I
did. They're in your fishing box ..." ?
Never Lie To A Woman…!!!

11:29 AM Feb 06 2008 |

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monatta

monatta

Saudi Arabia

 

Yeeeeeeeeees ,Laughing

never lie to women  ,  they can smell the lies , they can feel the cheating ,

 

so lies do not work with women ,  except some women who used to ignore their feeling    .    

09:43 AM Jun 17 2008 |

NoMI

NoMI

China

smart !

05:44 PM Jun 17 2008 |

cuteludo

Cameroon

     The story is interesting and full of lesson.Yes,Women are clever isn't? I think personally that the man should have better looked at the bag before anything because he didn't konow could really stand in the box. But the wife is somewhat smart.

06:15 PM Jun 17 2008 |

lilimira

lilimira

Algeria

never trust a woman if she looks silly.she is using some old techniquesLaughing

06:24 PM Jun 17 2008 |

xiaohuaiyu

China

so funny

03:47 AM Jun 18 2008 |

sajjan

India

Yes, Women are smarter. don't lie because they are very clever than you.

03:56 AM Jun 18 2008 |

shuiyinxin

shuiyinxin

China

how clever the woman !

04:18 AM Jun 18 2008 |

moon_love_mony

Egypt

the women are not so samart as the ppl see ,but the men who are the fools ,too fool to live with women Tongue out

07:14 AM Jun 18 2008 |