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hay ppl u just have to post 1 of the best joke u know….

well let me start.

"Height of insult"

Wife to Husband

if the earth is going to be finished after 30 min wot u will like to do in that 30 min

Husband: ofcourse SEX!!

Wife: wot about next 28 min???

A husband is in curious and telling about it to his wife..

Husband: I found a red underware outside of our house…

Wife: Probably superman.. cause he is wearing it outside…

Blink,

I knew that you know some of famous personalities of Turkey. But I couldnt imagine that you also knew who Nasreddin Hoca was. My respect.

Blink,

You are right. He is really the great master. The joke of him you wrote here is a perfect result of a win-win solution which we should use to solve some problems. According to your wife this is a convenient procedure if you dont want to have some argument with her. I sometimes use this way when my children quarrel with each other.

hey

sunay , so you call him the Hodja and he is Turkish , we call him Djoha , and yes  he is the best humorist ever , we studied his jokes at school along with an other one that called Acha'b , I've forgotten their stories now , but I remember they were hilarious

thanks for reminding me of them

good luck and let us heare from you again

يقال أن جورج بوش دعى توني بلير على الغداء ..وبعد الغداء…...خرجا للصحفيين للإدلاء بتصريح صحفي …!!

سئلهم أحد الصحفين ..ماهي القرارات التي اتخذتموها أثناء اجتماعكم .. ؟؟



قال الرئيس بوش : قررنا أن نقتل 20 مليون مسلم و دكتور أسنان واحد..؟؟؟!!



توقف هنا أخي القارىء ….........
ماهو السؤال الذي يدور بذهنك في هذه اللحظة …؟؟؟؟





نعود للنكتة …..... ثم


الصحفيين إندهشوا طبعا ونظروا إلى بعضهم البعض والكل متلهف لمعرفة ….... لماذا

طبيب أسنان واحد فقط …..؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

فقال أحد الصحفيين للرئيس بوش : ولماذا طبيب أسنان واحد؟؟

تبسم بوش….ثم مال على توني بلير….....وهمس في أذنه

.. ..ألم أقل لك إن أحداً لن يهتم بالـ 20 مليون مسلم ؟؟؟؟؟؟


انتهت النكته ….......هل ضحكتم ….؟؟؟؟!!!

The English version:

George Bush and Tony Blair was invited to lunch and after lunch .. ...... reporters were out to make a press statement …!!

A reporter asked: .. What decisions have been taken during your meeting .. ??



President Bush said: We have decided to kill 20 million Muslims and one dentist ..?!!


Of course, journalists looked at each other and everyone is eager to know ….... Why

dentist and only one …..???

One journalist said to President Bush: Why one dentist

Bush smile …. and then looked to Tony Blair and whispered in his ear:

  Didn't i say u that no one will mind 20 million Muslims ??

Excellent

I must have overlooked this joke of Nasreddin Hoca.

Many thanks, Blink.

Blink,

The jokes are very amazing and instructive.

Hey Boi,

I am giving up my promise and sending another joke from Hoca. I am sorry

GOOD RIDER
At a dinner everyone was telling riding stories.
“What are you going to tell us?” said the people to the Hodja.
The Hodja, who hadn't a real story, began to invent one:
“When I was at the farm of my friend Mehmet, they brought out a mustang. It was a beautiful horse, but no one could ride it. First, one man tried, but he was unsuccessful. Then the other, then another, but nobody could ride it. The son of Mehmet tried but he was unsuccessful too. At last it was my turn. I caught the horse and of course…”

At that moment the son of Mehmet entered the room and the Hodja finished his story:
“Of course I couldn't either.”