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A Syrian guy went to America to study and sent a letter his mom to show her how quickly he learned to speak English. Dear YAMO, Yesterday friendatee invited me to a restaurant, we orders first KISSERS ( (مقبلات , upside down ( ( مقلوبة , and the dessert was hind’s husband cake ( jawz al hind) and made in husband ( ma3mool bel joz). But yamo one of my friendatee is a moons player ( la3eeb 2mar) so danger on my mind ( 5atar 3ala balee) to go to the vomiting office ( maktab al mooraja3at) in the university that have the divorced salad ( السلطة المطلقة ( and tell them about my friend. Yamo I bought two husbands of socks ( jawzein kalset) but the salesman was my mother (2ommee) he didn’t understand what I wanted so I told him your price on me ( 7a2ak 3alaye) I wanted to pay for the socks he didn’t accept and said to me keep it on my calculation (5aleeha 3ala 7sabee) we became friends and he invited me to his house before I came in I shouted constitution parents home (dastoor ya ahl al dar) I evaluated his envelopes (2adaret zoorofo) coz he lived alone in a small house. He insisted to spend the night in his house I told him cover your width ( yestor 3ala 3ardak) I can’t sleep out of the university but from here to here ( men hown la hown) I knew he was Syrian too. He was very on a boy ( 3asabee). I told him that the next day the invitation would me on my mathematics (3ala 7sabee). Friendato came to tell him instead of your safety ( 3awad be salamtak) coz his cousin died two weeks ago. Make your touching in good Yamo ( masaytek bel 5eir yamo) , and see you soon Your son Perfection The Lion (Kamal Al Asad)
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