tell us a joke in simple english

my joke says ( one day a techer insulted a student saying : u r stupid and son of stupid ) so the student went and told his father . the father went to the teacher and asked him why he insulted him like that.the teacher said to the father ok i will prove to u that iam right. he asked the student : go and search for me in class 2-2 . so the student went and come back saying : i didnot find u there mr .his father said to him why dont search about him in class 2-5 . hahahahahahahahahahah smile from the deepth of ur heart

you suck i didnt get it and i hate jokes .

one day a man went to theaters and sat in front of a couple….

during the play, the couple had been chatting and the man couldn't hear the actors  he turned his head and stared the couple a second but it seemed the couple didn't noticed and they kept on chating.

At last the man couldn't bear anymore. he turned back and said to the couple angrily:"I can't hear a word!"

:"It is not your business! it is a private conversation!"

Joke adapted from LESSON ONE ,NEW CONCEPT BOOK II

a student  asked the teacher.

Student: would u punish me for something i didn't do?

Teacher: of course not

Student: good, because i've not done my homework.

Other joke that i have is: 

A: why did God make farts smell? B: so deaf people can enjoy the smell.

the person ( gay iam sure ) who told u suck i didnot understand  then he is stupid like the jokes

hello

it's about two gay

That two gay had made love last night.

One gay ,in the morning, went out to buy a "baguette"(french loaf) 

and when he come back to the gays'flat ,he saw that the living room was as white painted

The gay asked to his fellow : "what's occured"

he answer him : "i've just fart"

sorry…but i had to 

                                    Comparison

Father:"Son, when Abraham Lincon was your age he was splitting rails to earn a living."

Son:"Yes, Dad. And when he was your age he was the president of the United States."

Conclusion-> don't treat others the way you don't want to be treated…..........

Today i found a joke in another english forum i think it is really funny, hope to share it with you all.
HOTEL GUEST: Call me a taxi!
PORTER: Okay. You’re a taxi!