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SYR_Star
Syrian Arab Republic
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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,set her free.
If she comes back,she's yours,
If she doesn't,she never was.
THE NEW VERSIONS ARE:
Optimist:
if you love someone,set her free.
Don't worry.she will come back.
Suspicious:
if you love someone,set her free.
if she ever comes back,ask her why.
Impatient :
if you love someone,set her free.
if she doesn't come back within some
time forget her.
Patient :
if you love someone,set her free.
if she doesn't come back,
continue to wait untile she comes back.
Playful :
if you love someone,set her free.
if she comes back, and if you love
her still,set her free again,repeat.
C++ Programmer :
if(you-love(m_she)),m_she.free()
if(m_she==NULL)
m_she=new CShe;
Biologist:
if you love someone,set her free,
she'll evolve.
Statisticians:
if you love someone,set her free,
if she loves you, the probability of
her coming back is high
if she doesn't,your relation was
improbable anyway.
Psychologist :
if you love someone,Set her free
if she comes back her super ego is
dominant.if she doesn't come back,
her id is supreme
if she doesn't go,she must be crazy.
Somnambulist :
if you love someone,set her free
if she comes back it's a nightmare
if she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
finance expert
if you love someone,Set her free
if she comes back,it's time to
lool for fresh loans.if she doesn't,
write her off as an asset gone bad
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