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Math Logic:

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

Here is a little
something someone sent me that is indisputable 
mathematical logic. (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.)
Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. It
goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
someone
wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%
 

AND look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118% 


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty
  , that while  Hard work 
and  Knowledge
will get you close, and 
Attitude 
will get
you there, its the 

Bullshit
  and 
  Ass
kissing
  that will put you over the
top.


"REMEMBER: SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM."

10:02 AM Sep 09 2009 |

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Morocco

FANTASTIC I HAVE AN EQUATION FOR YOU 

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10:41 PM Sep 09 2009 |

Lini

Lini

Indonesia

 

    impressing :))))

12:54 AM Sep 10 2009 |

Monique Fernandes

Brazil

funny XD

01:44 AM Sep 10 2009 |

Whitney S

Whitney S

Colombia

hahahahaahashahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa so funny!

I am afraid it is kind of true, but I dont like it

:)

05:49 AM Sep 12 2009 |