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Life Talk!

FUNNY WISE WORDS!!!

osesame

osesame

Egypt

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn’t need. *
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. *

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. *
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. *
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. *
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. :)

12:58 PM Mar 09 2010 |

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nidal5

nidal5

Jordan

Awwww

02:14 PM Mar 09 2010 |

Monique Fernandes

Brazil

hahahaa xD

04:44 PM Mar 09 2010 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

where is Sunay and Cran?!!!hope they read and comment too!
i wish yuna was here also!!!
where is the rest of females like alyiah and rosella?!!
i want to know their opinions :) too
thanks Dancin, nidal and Monique for share!

06:36 AM Mar 10 2010 |

mike_gwen

mike_gwen

Indonesia

BIG LOL.

08:51 AM Mar 10 2010 |

Gucci Yeung

China

“Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.”
This one made me laugh :-D

10:44 AM Mar 10 2010 |

Shine3

Czech Republic

All you need is love…(I have a little bit pacifistic mood)Smile

05:19 PM Mar 10 2010 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

thanks so much Alyiah for ur nice words, yes i get through that problem but some time, may be short may be long, who knows!
but thanks for all :)

11:54 AM Mar 11 2010 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

ooh, u know well it is real experience hahahaha, woman is woman all over the earth hahaha:)

02:15 PM Mar 11 2010 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

I RAISE THAT TOPIC FOR SUNAY!
HOPE SHE GIVE US HER EXPERIENCE! :)

06:34 AM Mar 17 2010 |

jack can

China

Smile

06:38 AM Mar 17 2010 |