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Life Talk!

FUNNY WISE WORDS!!!

osesame

osesame

Egypt

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for items that she doesn’t need. *
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. *

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. *
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. *
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. *
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. :)

12:58 PM Mar 09 2010 |

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Atlas Lion

Atlas Lion

United Arab Emirates

U were right, about all what u said,

 

this how most women are , So, I agree

07:55 AM Mar 17 2010 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

Atals,
THOUGH WE CAN’T BE AWAY OF THEM :)

08:17 AM Mar 17 2010 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

STILL WAIT FOR SUNAY OPINION :)

07:21 AM Mar 19 2010 |

jj kaulitz

jj kaulitz

Germany

lawl my fav : A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

02:00 PM Mar 20 2010 |

osesame

osesame

Egypt

YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT JJ. :)

08:33 AM Mar 21 2010 |

obvious

obvious

Yemen

niceSmile

07:52 PM Mar 22 2010 |

~MemoTheHun~

Germany

thnks

11:48 PM Mar 22 2010 |

Nasim

Nasim

India

How did this prop up to the top without any recent commentsFoot in mouth

04:47 PM Jul 12 2012 |