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SMILING

Sina16

Sina16

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

 

Hi,

how are you Dear friends?

As you know one of the best ways to practice English is reading the texts,if you read a text & it would be funny ,it will be so useful time for you.

hope all of you, enjoy the jokes which I will write them here.

have a nice time.

regards

03:11 PM Apr 03 2010 |

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Sina16

Sina16

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

 Hi,

A silly donkey

one day a man went to his neighbour and asked him to lend him his donkey, for a few hours.

The man,who didnot want to lend his donkey,said,"The donkey is not here.my friend has taken it out today".

At this time,they heard the donkey braying.The man said,:You said just now that the donkey was out.What is this braying,then?"

The neighbour became angry and said,"What a kind of a man are you?You don't believe the words of an old man like me, but you believe the braying of a silly donkey?"

regards

 

03:22 PM Apr 03 2010 |

Gucci Yeung

China

Yea it’s funny :-D

08:30 AM Apr 04 2010 |

Sina16

Sina16

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hi,

How are you Dear Gucci Yeung?

Thanks for your comment.

hve a happy time.

regards

10:58 AM Apr 04 2010 |

Sina16

Sina16

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hi,

YOU ARE RIGHT

As judge of his village,Mr. smith trying a case:

Listening to the plaintiff,he said,"you are right".

Listening to the defendant,he said,"you are right".

The clerk of the court bend down and whispered to judge,"but ,they can't both be right,"to which the judge replied,"you are right ,too."

regards

11:06 AM Apr 04 2010 |

songtime

songtime

China

 i like smiling.

11:44 AM Apr 04 2010 |

Sina16

Sina16

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hi,

how are you dear friend songtime?

Thnaks for your comment here.

I think all of us and every one like smiling.

lol

have a nice time

regards

10:34 AM Apr 05 2010 |

Sina16

Sina16

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hi,

THE TOURIST

Guide : these ruins are 2000 years old.

Tourist: don't be silly. Its only 1970 now.

lol

10:42 AM Apr 05 2010 |

Sina16

Sina16

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hi,

BAD NEWS

A doctor examined a pretty new patient carefully,then said,"Mrs.Smith, I've got a good news for you."

The patient said,"pardon me,it's Miss Smith."

"Oh" said the doctor,"Well ,Miss Smith, I've got a bad news for you."

regards

11:10 AM Apr 06 2010 |

mongo

mongo

China

cant really understand…does the doctor mean that..this patient is pregnant….for she is not married yet?

 

11:16 AM Apr 06 2010 |

Sina16

Sina16

Iran, Islamic Republic Of

Hi,

How are you Dear mongo?

thanks for your comment here.

Yeah,she does.

lol

regards

11:19 AM Apr 06 2010 |