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r ! f k i

r ! f k i

Indonesia

Penguin

A man was walking along a hotel when he found a penguin walking along the road. So he picked it up and took it to the local police station.

He said to the policeman "I found this penguin on near a hotel. What should I do with it?"

The policeman looked at the man and said "It's obvious what you should
do with it! Take the penguin to the zoo.

The man said "Of course, I'll take it to the zoo" and he left the police
station with the penguin under his arm.

The next day the policeman was on duty in the city centre when he saw
the man walking along the street with the penguin by his side. The policeman stopped the man and said "I thought I told you to take the penguin to the zoo?"

The man replied "Yes, I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today I'm taking it to see the Opera House."

02:31 AM Jun 07 2010 |

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Monique Fernandes

Brazil

hahahahhahaaa XD cool! so he took the penguin to see the other animals only! :P

02:52 AM Jun 07 2010 |

Eleniya

Eleniya

Russian Federation

Laughing It's so funny, Rifki!

07:56 AM Jun 07 2010 |

Mia★

Mia★

Iraq

LOL!!! I probably would have done the same. Penguins are soooooooo cute to belong in a zoo >.<

08:13 AM Jun 07 2010 |

Nice shadow

United Arab Emirates

hahahaahahahhahaaahaahahaha

very nice, I like itSmile

09:55 AM Jun 07 2010 |

esquer

esquer

United States

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa  that.s cool

08:39 PM Jun 07 2010 |

r ! f k i

r ! f k i

Indonesia

thank u all 4 da comments..really appreciate 'em….Cool

02:37 AM Jun 08 2010 |

Anxious

India

really cool one

06:37 AM Jun 08 2010 |

arm girl

arm girl

Armenia

It was really nice!THX.

07:08 PM Jun 08 2010 |