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Indonesia
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Give the boy the Ph.D!!!
A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.
Ms. Neelam: “Boy, what is your problem?”
Boy: “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!”
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the Principal’s office. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3×3?”
Boy: “9”
Principal: “What is 6×6?”
Boy: “36”
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think the boy can go to the third-grade.”
Ms Neelam says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?” The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Neelam asks: “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment:”Legs”!
Ms Neelam: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
Boy: “Pockets”!
Ms Neelam: “What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?”
Boy: “Coconut!”
Ms Neelam: ” What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”
The Principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy quickly answered..
Boy:“Bubblegum”
Ms Neelam:”What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”
The Principal’s eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer…
Boy: “Shake hands
Ms Neelam:”Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?”
Boy:”Yep!”
Ms Neelam: “You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do.”
Boy: “Tent”
Ms Neelam:”A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.”
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy:”Wedding Ring”
Ms Neelam:”I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.”
Boy:”Nose”
Ms Neelam:”I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.”
Boy:”Arrow”
Ms Neelam:”What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot of heat and excitement?”
Boy:”Firetruck”
Ms Neelam:”What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get it u have to use your hand”
Boy:”Fork”
Ms Neelam:”What is it that all men have. It’s longer for some men than on others. The nuns dont need
it. The pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?”
Boy:”SURNAME”
Ms Neelam:”What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is
responsible for making love?”
Boy:”HEART”
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher: “Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!
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