The Best Funny SMS

Dear friends. In here will be the best Sms for Smile, Joke. Add your sms, please! Thanks!

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”
Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Lola, I am the husband!”

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

I
miss
"STARS"
sTARs think i m serious
bUt i m joking!
I
miss
"MOON"
m00n thinks i m serious
bUt im joking!
I
miss
"U"
U think i m joking
but i m serious! ;D

If someone asks me what is friendship? I would sit next to you, pull you close to me, put my arms around you and say proudly 'this is friendship'.. thanks for being a wonderful friend.

who are you?

I am a Chinese!

Funny or not?

If someone passed any degree after graduation its called Post Graduate, if some passed a degree after masters, what it would be called?Simple…....Post Master

More Funny Sms

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?

I send     to one  my brother and my  father 
He won 4 millions
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