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Life Talk!

~~When grandma goes to court~~





That's famous story about grandma in the court.

When Grandma Goes To Court  

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'


Best wishes!

10:28 AM Aug 26 2010 |

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hhhhhhhhhha funny grima …ther's a proverb says "the truly  truth keept with the oldy old " thanx 4 sharing …............................... :)

11:13 AM Aug 26 2010 |



Iran, Islamic Republic Of

really funny & nice , thank u dear bro for sharing that ;D

enjoy it so much, specially that part

"the defence attorny nearly died"

thank u (_)

11:04 PM Aug 26 2010 |




thanks all for reply Smile


02:30 PM Aug 27 2010 |

Fadi A. Saif


That was a nicely and amazingly funny story to tell. I really had a good time reading that.

Thanks bro for the story.

May a smile be drawn on your face as long as you could live.

10:19 PM Aug 27 2010 |




Thank you dear bro Fadi A.saif for your nice reply here.

IN SHA'A ALLAH , and you too.



11:13 AM Aug 28 2010 |