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How To Ask A Man To Do Something

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Pakistan

 Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:


1. Make sure the man is conscious.


2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.


3. Be brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.


4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn’t have a peel-back cover.


5.Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.


6 .Use “would you” or “will you” instead of “you’d better” or “do as I say and no one will get hurt.”

06:28 AM Apr 22 2012 |

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zamalek

zamalek

Egypt

u are so tolerant and romantic lol

09:13 PM Apr 24 2012 |

aymoone

aymoone

Saudi Arabia

how to make a man laugh hehehehehe thanx for being funny :P 

10:57 AM Apr 30 2012 |