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jokink about gorege w bush looool

yoyo377

yoyo377

Morocco





I find this jock some where and I like it so much



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George Bush is visiting the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"
Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea.
Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime Minister in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty…."
The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!"
Yes! Very good!" says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney.
Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one ."
Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" Dick Cheney smiles.
Thanks !"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush.
Say, I did some
research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair
"Simplicity is the Peak of civilization"

  looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

12:07 PM Oct 28 2007 |

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yoyo377

yoyo377

Morocco

hahahahahah,so funny man

12:09 PM Oct 28 2007 |

lind@

lind@

Algeria

hahahahahahah…u make me laugh 4 an hour..hahahahah

                   what about this? 

 

 

 

 

02:06 PM Oct 28 2007 |

yoyo377

yoyo377

Morocco

hhhhhhh, & u make me lough 4 an 24 hour , realy is funny man, kkkkkkkkkk
thx lind@

   

04:18 PM Oct 28 2007 |

paradisflower

Morocco

really it is very funny thank you for this joke and we are waiting for new topic from you and you are welcome between us so great

  


04:48 PM Oct 28 2007 |

yoyo377

yoyo377

Morocco

so so so sooooooooooo funny
really you make me laugh


thank you so much  ( paradisflower )

04:53 PM Oct 28 2007 |

intjako

Czech Republic

Check it out: 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6805063692754011230

The song Sunday Bloody Sunday is originally performed by U2. Find lyrics and compare…

07:34 PM Oct 28 2007 |

mora mayden

Egypt

hahahahahahahah
oh my god . I almost fall of my chair because of the joke about the queen of england & that dumb ass bush .
oh my god I’m typing this message hardly I cann’t stop laghing .
guys , thank you so much for this awesome jokes & pics.

03:57 AM Oct 29 2007 |

princeton_girl1010

Israel

Winkhehe LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OMG !! i's soo funny he is such a stupid !! hehe nice joke you have here

07:27 PM Nov 20 2007 |

Lenaaa

Lenaaa

Russian Federation

Hahahahaha cool jokes.

09:52 PM Nov 21 2007 |

Lenaaa

Lenaaa

Russian Federation

By the way do you know sth. about ‘bushisms’ these are Bush’s funny incorrect phrases. I heard from Americans that Bush speaks very poor English.

09:57 PM Nov 21 2007 |