Funny Definitions hhhhhhh

How're you doing everyone???
I found these "Funny Definitions" while surfing the internet
& Really liked them, Actually most of them are so truthful..

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions

thx so much yoyo 4 the (Funny Definitions).. & I want u to be the 1st one brings us the interesting topics

hehehehehh  really,it's so funny.especially,the first definition of "school". hehehehh

Friend,these definiations are not funnyjust….our feelings are behind them…...feelings are never false…..we may keep them inside,cauze of fear but they remain inside…...

we can try to to analise each of the definiations…..&I hope we shall discover that these are realities in some way…are you ready to analise…..?