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Date: Feb 16 2010

Topic: Reading

Author: Royal Gem



 Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
 Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
 Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
 Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 
 Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) 
 That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
 Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
 Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying F--YOU!
 Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


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Very useful for oral English! Cause we can better understand and communicate!

04:43 AM Feb 28 2010 |

Royal Gem

Royal Gem


You Girls finds it Funny; while its serious for the all the Male fertinity.

Any way Thanx you all for you Adorable response. 

05:31 AM Feb 18 2010 |

Monique Fernandes


really funny =P

08:07 PM Feb 17 2010 |

bystander :-)


Especially #6!!! great! Laughing

06:35 PM Feb 17 2010 |




WOW! Its very typical!

04:50 PM Feb 17 2010 |

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